The Orange Prolapse endorsed Eli Crane in Arizona's 2nd Congressional District.
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| Sporting an obligatory "We the People" tattoo. How cool is that! Tangible evidence that he truly loves America. |
Having built a successful "militarized bottle opener" website, Crane has basically become the "MAGA My Pillow" guy of the southwest. He also hocks overpriced t-shirts, ball caps, coozies, etc.
A good question to ask this former veteran... Eli, in the wake of the recent Uvalde school massacre and endless string of mass shootings on American soil, do you feel any sense of guilt or remorse having profited from peddling anything bullet inspired, gun related, and killing-infused?
Crane
sonofsaf
Well he always feeds and McDonald’s sucks
And he always needs Viagra to fuck
Well he never cedes it’s his MAGA cause
He’s a fat ass creep needs Viagra to fuck, yeah
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Well he always feeds and McDonald’s sucks
And he always needs Viagra to fuck
Well he never cedes it’s his MAGA cause
He’s a fat ass creep needs Viagra to fuck, yeah
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Well he always feeds and McDonald’s sucks
And he always needs Viagra to fuck
Well he never cedes it’s his MAGA cause
He’s a fat ass creep needs Viagra to fuck, yeah
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Eli Crane
Stain
Nirvana
Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves cause he's got bad luck
Well he never reads and he never draws
And he never sleeps cause he's got bad luck, yeah
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves cause he's got bad luck
Well he never reads and he never draws
And he never sleeps cause he's got bad luck, yeah
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves cause he's got bad luck
Well he never reads and he never draws
And he never sleeps cause he's got bad luck, yeah
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
I'm a stain
Nirvana played the Burgh just twice. Once in 1989 at the Sonic Temple in Wilkinsburg. The other time in 1991 at The Graffiti in Oakland. Didn't see 'em.
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