Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Trump just twat-socialed...
"On Endorsements: 199 and 7!"
Does that include the Eric Schmidt / Eric Greitens "Republican primary nonsense" for U.S. Senate in Missouri? Correction: 198 and 7... and 1.
Master Is Special
sonofsaf
Donald Trump is gay, anal here to stay
He’s the source of an infection
Orange Prolapse is near, something we should fear
Needing all of your attention
FBI we’ll need
DOJ you’ll see
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Daughter is one too
The Special Master
Is a disaster
Trump needs the Master
Not a disaster
Master
Master is special at sorting out things
Listing his crimes assessing the schemes
Now you will see, that Trump’s not a king
He is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Trump is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Many dicks they say, he will suck today
Donald Trump becoming queerer
Colonosocopy, Kaepernick his knee
Stop the steal electioneerer
FBI we’ll need
DOJ you’ll see
His son-in-law’s a Jew
Daughter is one too
The Special Master
Is a disaster
Trump needs the Master
Not a disaster
Master
Master is special at sorting out things
Listing his crimes addressing the schemes
Now you will see, that Trump’s not a king
He is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Trump is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Special, master
McDonald’s is all that matters
Special, master
Big Macs and large fries
Fatter, fatter
Donald Trump’s becoming fatter
Fatter, fatter
Weight is his demise
Fuck me
What a fucking ass bulge of Orange Prolapse
Donald Trump committing treason
All the different ways, Hendrix purple haze
Hates the blacks but for no reason
He will spread the lie
He will make you cry
Son-in-law’s a Jew
Trump is fucking you
The Special Master
Is a disaster
Trump needs the Master
Not a disaster
Master
Master is special at sorting out things
Listing his crimes assessing the schemes
Now you will see, that Trump’s not a king
He is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Trump is to blame, or so it would seem
Special
Master
Master Of Puppets
Metallica
End of passion play, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Veins that pump with fear, sucking darkest clear
Leading on your death's construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the way, never you betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Master, master
Where's the dreams that I've been after?
Master, master
You promised only lies
Laughter, laughter
All I hear or see is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at my cries
Fix me
Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Never-ending maze, drift on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your master
Your life burns faster
Obey your master
Master
Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Master
Master
Donald Trump and I have something in common.
If a dominipede occurs on 9-11-22... (coincidentally 9 NFL stadium & 11 MLB ballpark stampedes around 3:04 pm), it would probably be in my best interest to request a Special Master.
This is my second parody of Master of Puppets. Back in late April, I wrote #1184.
"Masters The Dumbshit" is a tribute to Blake Masters, the Trump-backed Republican candidate for U.S. Senate in Arizona. Trump's ain't gonna like that Masters recently scrubbed (acid-washed) his campaign website.
Masters removed information about how the 2020 election was rigged and stolen.
"The 2020 election was a rotten mess -- if we had had a free and fair election, President Trump would be sitting in the Oval Office today and America would be so much better off."
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| And Pooph! The stench is gone. |
Metallica has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times. Regrettably, we missed 'em when they came to PNC Park earlier this month. Couldn't snag freebies.
I'm still trying to conceive of an all-purpose plan to eliminate this whole "cashless/ticketless" venue bullshit. Hey, I want my ticket stubs back. Call me old-fashioned. Better yet, make me an old fashioned.
I think you could make the argument... that out of all the people on the planet earth, I'm the one who has the biggest "love/hate relationship" with cell phones. That's assuming future history plays out as I expect it will.
Metallica:
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH
11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH
4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#606)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
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