Wednesday, August 17, 2022

#1404. Troy Nehls

If you're looking for a Texas-sized Trump sycophant, well look no further.


Much like House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) made the pilgrimage to Mar-A-Lago in the days after the insurrection, Troy Nehls (R-TX) made the supportive trek to Trump's golf club in Bedminster, NJ. following his FBI raid.

 

Nehls is the thumbs up, leaning douchebag on the extreme right.

His devotion to the Orange Prolapse remains steadfast and true.


 

Troy Nehls
sonofsaf

What do you mean there was election fraud?
Internet voting’s okay
What do you mean Trump has the greatest children?
His son-in-law’s a god damn Jew
What do you mean Trump didn’t commit a crime?
His daughter-wife’s a Jew too
And, what do you mean coup d’etats don’t kill?
Why is Trump such a joke?  Huh?

Donald is so gay, and fuckin’ outta line
McDonald’s at dinnertime

What do you mean you stopped the stealing?
Cyber ninjas are all about stealing
Why’s he obscene and unkind?
He’s just so unkind
What do you mean Donald Trump was the president?
Of an industry like Kramerica
Orange Prolapse king
And all of his sheeple… fight

Donald is so gay, and fuckin’ outta line
McDonald’s at dinnertime

He’ll never admit defeat

Troy, Troy Nehls
Troy, Troy Nehls

Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’

Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’
Troy Nehls, Donald’s lyin’

No, no-no-no-no
Troy Nehls
(Troy Nehls)
Troy Nehls!

 

Peace Sells
Megadeth

What do you mean I "don't believe in God?"
I talk to him every day
What do you mean I "don't support your system?"
I go to court when I have to
What do you mean I "can't get to work on time?"
Got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean I "don't pay my bills?"
Why, do you think I'm broke? Huh?

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time

What do you mean I "hurt your feelings?"
I didn't know you had any feelings
What do you mean I "ain't kind?"
I'm just not your kind
What do you mean I "couldn't be the president
Of the United States of America?"
Tell me something
It's still "we the people," right?

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line
But it better work this time

Can you put a price on peace?

Peace, peace sells
Peace, peace sells!

Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?

Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?
Peace sells, but who's buyin'?

No, no-no-no-no
Peace sells
(Peace sells)
Peace sells!




From 1986 to 2022, Megadeth has played the Burgh 21 times.  The last time they came, their concert at Peterson Events Center coincided with Death Angel/Exodus/Testament at Stage AE.  Who the fuck schedules two major thrash shows on the same night? 

Surprised I've only seen Megadeth twice.  Fortunately it was back in my high school days.  Back when it really mattered.  

Saf, which Megadeth album is better?  Peace Sells But Who's Buying or So Far... So Good... So What?  Uh, it's Peace Sells by a nose.


Megadeth:

2-14-88, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA

4-28-88, Palace Theatre, Greensburg, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#580)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
 
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
 
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
 
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
 
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
 
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

#1383.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)

#1384.  Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)

#1385.  Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)

#1386.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1387.  Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#1388.  David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)

#1389.  Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)

#1390.  Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)

#1391.  Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)

#1392.  R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#1393.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Free)

#1394.  Levy (Easy --- The Commodores)

#1395.  Chuck Gray (Birthday --- The Beatles)

#1396.  Fucking You Is Eli Crane (Rock You Like A Hurricane --- Scorpions)

#1397.  Liar Testify (Fire In The Sky --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1398.  Human Clown (Allentown --- Billy Joel)

#1399.  Not A Winner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#1400.  White Liar Sick Liar (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)

#1401.  Troy E. Nehls (Silver Bells --- John Denver)

#1402.  Troy E. Nehls (Jingle Bells -- Frank Sinatra)

#1403.  Nehls (Hell --- Foo Fighters

#1404.  Troy Nehls (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)


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