Monday, August 22, 2022

#1411. Let's Get Crudite

Little did I know, that when I recently initiated and launched my "Trump Dump" rebranding campaign, Pennsylvania Senate candidate Dr. Oz (R) would be retweeting his expert advice about what constitutes high quality poops... in an effort to raise money.

Seriously, even in the most fucked up political universe... you can't make this shit up.  Therefore, I will honor Oz accordingly with my absolute best "Trump Dump" to date.  The one that started it all.  The one that spearheaded a political revolution.

An unfathomable human mess along the Andy Warhol bridge.

I'm even considering branching out with a "Mehmet Senate" version.  But it would likely depend on 2 variables.

1. First and foremost, the ability to locate a pile of crap on my 5 mile walk through dahntahn.

2.  My knowledge of previous Trump Dumps and that which would accurately reflect a "high quality poop."

Oz deserves nothing but the best.



Let’s Get Crudite

Mini-penis (repeat)

A tequila drinker
Oz was framed no doubt
John Fetterman’s his biggest pain
Up his ass and in and out

Broccoli is hearty
Mehmet took a chance
Aboard the Trump clown car
Orange Prolapse romance

Let’s get crudite

Let’s get crudite
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Let’s get crudite

Mehmet Oz the enemy
Lookin’ pretty weak
Lyin’ Jersey baller
Clown in defeat

Pittsburgh Steelers
Philly is a big city
Wegman’s Redner’s
Wegner’s is all I see

Let’s get crudite
Let’s get crudite
(Ohh ohh ohh)
Not a veggie tray


(Yeah yeah yeah)

Mehmet is a big dork
Lisa his wife’s a whore (wife’s a whore)
Asshole butthole
Dildo’s always wantin’ more

Pennsylvania eaters
Veggin’ out’s the plan (oh man oh man oh man)
Doc Hollywood’s scared of
Abortion on demand

(Wheee ahhhhhh)
Let's get crudite
(Let’s get crudite)
Not a veggie tray
(Not a veggie tray)
(Ahh ahh ahh)
Mehmet Oz is gay

Let’s get crudite

Get crudite
Not a veggie tray

Gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw



Let’s Go All The Way
Sly Fox

Sitting with the thinker
Just trying to work it out
It's a traffic jam of the brain
Makes you want to scream and shout

Presidential party
No one wants to dance
Looking for a new star
To put you in a trance

Let’s go all the way

Let's go all the way
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Let's go all the way

Workin' in a factory
Eight days a week
Tryin' to make dollar
Down what a beat

Cartoon capers
Happen in reality
Rich man poor man
Livin' in fantasy

Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way
(Ohh ohh ohh)
Let's go all the way

(Yeah yeah yeah)

Livin' in New York
Looks like an apple core (apple core)
Asphalt jungle
Got to be a man-of-war

California dreamers
Sinkin' in the sand (the sand the sand)
The Hollywood squares are
Living in Disneyland

(Wheee ahhhhhh)
Let's go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
Let's go all the way
(Let's go all the way)
(Ahh ahh ahh)
Let's go all the way

Let's go all the way

Let's go all the way
Let's go all the way
We need heaven on earth today
(Ahh ahh ahhhh)
We can make a better way

Let's go all the way

Go all the way

Let's go all the way

Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na



This salt and pepper duo of the mid 80's really puts the Milli in Vanilli.  Exceptional dance moves.

According to my records, Sly Fox performed a grand total of 8 live concerts in 1986.  Mostly amusement parks and "pool side" party festivals.  Not exactly a touring powerhouse.  Never had the privilege of going all the way with Sly Fox.

This is actually my second parody of "Let's Go All the Way."  Earlier in the summer I wrote #1292.  "Fuck Abe Hamadeh" (the Orange Prolapse endorsed Republican candidate for Attorney General in Arizona).

The Big Lie 100: (#587)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

#1383.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)

#1384.  Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)

#1385.  Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)

#1386.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1387.  Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#1388.  David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)

#1389.  Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)

#1390.  Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)

#1391.  Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)

#1392.  R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#1393.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Free)

#1394.  Levy (Easy --- The Commodores)

#1395.  Chuck Gray (Birthday --- The Beatles)

#1396.  Fucking You Is Eli Crane (Rock You Like A Hurricane --- Scorpions)

#1397.  Liar Testify (Fire In The Sky --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1398.  Human Clown (Allentown --- Billy Joel)

#1399.  Not A Winner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#1400.  White Liar Sick Liar (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)

#1401.  Troy E. Nehls (Silver Bells --- John Denver)

#1402.  Troy E. Nehls (Jingle Bells -- Frank Sinatra)

#1403.  Nehls (Hell --- Foo Fighters

#1404.  Troy Nehls (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)

#1405.  Levy Lied (Easy Ride --- The Doors)

#1406.  He's A Jew (Sad But True --- Metallica)

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

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