Question: Other than the skinny albino phenomenon, what do Jared and Ivanka have in common?
Answer: They're both Jews. Hence the celebrity nickname... Jewvanka.
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| Jared, Ivanka, and the Orange Prolapse attending the Tree of Life Synagogue memorial service in Pittsburgh. |
Rumor has it that Trump was extremely distraught that day. Why you ask?
Because he had to cancel his golf outing. Buh dumb dumb!
He’s A Jew
sonofsaf
Hey (hey)
Fuck your wife
She is your sister’s cunt hair
Hey (hey)
Fuck your wife
She’s the cunt who dares
Gay (gay)
Trump is gay
Daughter-wife of a clown now
Gay (gay)
Trump is gay
If you even care
We will scream, stop the steal
All the lies he can’t conceal
The Trump train McDonald’s meal
He’s a Jew
We will scream, Kushner’s gay
Circumcise his dick today
Shrimp lo mein Chinese buffet
We know that he’s a Jew
He’s a Jew
Jew (Jew)
Just the facts
You’ll discover, he’s kosher
Jew (Jew)
Just the facts
Jewboy Kike’s his name
Screw (screw)
Screw and twerk
Screw you and suppress the vote
Screw (screw)
Spread your seed
Ivanka will be blamed
We will scream, stop the steal
All the lies he can’t conceal
The Trump Train McDonald’s meal
He’s a Jew
We will scream, Kushner’s gay
Circumcise his dick today
Shrimp lo mein Chinese buffet
We know that he’s a Jew
He’s a Jew
We will scream
All the lies
The Trump Train
We will scream (we will scream)
All the lies (all the lies)
The Trump train (the Trump train)
We know that he’s a Jew
Great (great)
He’s not great
He’s not great butt out for blood
Gay (gay)
Gay and white
Gay, as if you care
Hey (hey)
Fuck your wife
She is your sister’s cunt hair
Hey (hey)
Fuck your wife
And let’s play truth or dare
We will scream, stop the steal
All the lies he can’t conceal
The Trump train McDonald’s meal
He’s a Jew
Still a Jew, don’t baptize
Commits treason, not so wise
Must confide, we hope he dies
That Jew
He’s a Jew
Sad But True
Metallica
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who takes you there
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who cares
They (they)
They betray
I'm your only true friend now
They (they)
They'll betray
I'm forever there
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
You know it's sad but true
Sad but true
You (you)
You're my mask
You're my cover, my shelter
You (you)
You're my mask
You're the one who's blamed
Do (do)
Do my work
Do my dirty work, scapegoat
Do (do)
Do my deeds
For you're the one who's shamed
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your dream, mind astray
I'm your eyes while you're away
I'm your pain while you repay
You know it's sad but true
Sad but true
I'm your dream
I'm your eyes
I'm your pain
I'm your dream (I'm your dream)
I'm your eyes (I'm your eyes)
I'm your pain (I'm your pain)
You know it's sad but true
Hate (hate)
I'm your hate
I'm your hate when you want love
Pay (pay)
Pay the price
Pay, for nothing's fair
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
I'm the one who took you there
Hey (hey)
I'm your life
And I no longer care
I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel
Sad but true
I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reason, alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you
Sad but true
So yeah, we missed the Metallica 2022 concert at PNC Park.
And yeah, they played Sad But True.
Metallica:
6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
6-22-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH
11-18-88, Cincinnati Gardens, Cincinnati, OH
4-16-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH
7-26-92, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
3-26-97, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-18-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#582)
#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)
#1303. Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#1304. Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)#1305. Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)
#1306. Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#1307. Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1308. Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)
#1309. Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)
#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1311. Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1312. Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)
#1313. Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)
#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)
#1315. Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1316. Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)
#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#1318. Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1320. Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)
#1321. The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)
#1322. Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1323. Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)
#1324. Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1325. Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)
#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)
#1328. Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)
#1329. Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)
#1330. He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)
#1331. Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1332. Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)
#1333. Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)
#1334. Nunn (One --- Metallica)
#1335. Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#1336. Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)
#1337. Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)
#1338. Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)
#1339. He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1340. Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1341. Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)
#1342. Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)
#1343. Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)
#1344. Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)
#1345. Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)
#1346. Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)
#1347. Ivanka! (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)
#1348. Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1349. You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)
#1350. Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)
#1351. Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)
#1352. Jew (You --- Radiohead)
#1353. Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)
#1354. Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)
#1355. Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)
#1356. Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1357. Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)
#1358. Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)
#1359. Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)
#1360. Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince)
#1361. Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)
#1362. Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)
#1363. Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)
#1364. Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)
#1365. DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1366. Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)
#1367. Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)
#1368. Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)
#1369. Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1370. Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)
#1371. Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen)
#1372. He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)
#1373. Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)
#1380. Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)
#1381. Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)
#1382. Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)
#1383. Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)
#1384. Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)
#1385. Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)
#1386. Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1387. Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)
#1388. David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)
#1389. Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)
#1390. Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)
#1391. Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)
#1392. R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#1393. Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Free)
#1394. Levy (Easy --- The Commodores)
#1395. Chuck Gray (Birthday --- The Beatles)
#1396. Fucking You Is Eli Crane (Rock You Like A Hurricane --- Scorpions)
#1397. Liar Testify (Fire In The Sky --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1398. Human Clown (Allentown --- Billy Joel)
#1399. Not A Winner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)
#1400. White Liar Sick Liar (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)
#1401. Troy E. Nehls (Silver Bells --- John Denver)
#1402. Troy E. Nehls (Jingle Bells -- Frank Sinatra)
#1403. Nehls (Hell --- Foo Fighters
#1404. Troy Nehls (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)
#1405. Levy Lied (Easy Ride --- The Doors)
#1406. He's A Jew (Sad But True --- Metallica)
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