Wednesday, August 17, 2022

#1405. Levy Lied

The Constitution State's favorite blonde Romulan, er uh, Republican... is Leora Levy.  She won the Connecticut GOP primary for U.S. Senate.  


Leora will now face off against Senator "Demo-cra-Dick" Blumenthal in the general.  

Levy even received an endorsement from the 5-time draft dodging Orange Prolapse!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Your sister's cunt.  Regardless, talk about igniting the passion of the banking and insurance industry lobbyists!  Connecticut, can you hear me?  Can I get a whoop whoop?  

Obligatory financial huzzah!!! 

This Republicunt will lose by at least 7-10 points.


Levy Lied

Job to blow
Nothing’s free
L. Levy lied, she’s white
Job to blow
Nothing’s free
Levy lied, she’s gay

Her asshole is sore
Scent lingers we deplore
Got no heart and soul
‘Cause anal’s rather bold

Job to blow
Nothing’s free
Levy lied, yeah
Toy, anally
Dildo ride
Dildo ride, yeah

Trump’s tiny bone
Trump’s tiny bone
And his big lies
The stench of ass
The stench of ass
He’s so vile, vile, babe

Her asshole is sore
Scent lingers we deplore
Got no heart and soul
‘Cause anal’s rather bold, hey

Levy, baby

Trump’s a mean clown
He decides
The Orange Prolapse
Who has lied
Any wonder
Dildo ride
Asshole winker
Dildo slide

She lied, yeah
Levy, Levy, Levy
Levy, Levy, Leave, Leavy
Yeah, yeah, lied
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb


Easy Ride
The Doors

And I know
It will be
An easy ride, all right
And I know
It will be
Easy ride, OK

The mask that you wore
My fingers would explore
Costume of control
Excitement soon unfolds

And I know
It will be
Easy ride, yeah
Joy, for vaguely
Wishful pride
Wishful pride, yeah

Black polished stone
Black polished stone
I see your eyes
Like burnin' glass
Like burnin' glass
Hear you smile, smile, babe

The mask that you wore
My fingers would explore
Costume of control
Excitement soon unfolds, hey

Easy, baby

Call the queen, now
Be my bride
Ragin' darkness
By my side
Seize the summer
In your pride
Take the winter
In your stride

Let's ride, yeah
Easy, easy, easy
Easy, easy, ease, easy
Yeah, yeah, ride
Dum, dum, dum, dum
Dum, dum, dum

No live concert videos of this tune.  Not really much of a surprise.  Reminds me of the zany roller skating rink organ music.  Similar to what they used to play in the early 80's.  Not at the White Palace.  But Oriental Garden... the Chinese restaurant in Elm Grove. (Wheeling, WV.)  #BadMusic #GoodFogcutter 

Oriental Garden is now Silver Chopsticks.  Not to be confused with Golden Chopsticks on Wheeling Island.  Both locations have video gaming parlors with the requisite gambling machines.  I'd like to see both restaurants add a tough of pornography.  You know what I mean?  How about some live viewing booths?  Could rebrand each location:  Silver ChopstiXXX and Golden ChopstiXXX.  Probably with an emphasis on Asian girls.  But I hate to sound like a politically incorrect imbecile.   

Ya wanna know something?  I'm gonna make a few Fogcutter pitchers for the fantasy draft in early September.  But I'll refer to them as "Godfuckers."  Hopefully, it'll make up for my bottom shelf Long Island Iced Tea blitz from last year.  #Disgusting

The Doors played the Burgh twice back in 1969 and 1970.  At the time, I was -1 and zero.  Didn't catch either of their concerts.  Well, unless my late dear mother never mentioned it.  From within the womb.  Hey, it's a relevant consideration for someone who catalogues their concert appearances and hoards ticket stubs.  Especially in this day and age... when every zygotic embryo is a human being and all tickets have gone wireless.

The Big Lie 100: (#581)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

#1383.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)

#1384.  Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)

#1385.  Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)

#1386.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1387.  Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)

#1388.  David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)

#1389.  Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)

#1390.  Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)

#1391.  Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)

#1392.  R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)

#1393.  Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Free)

#1394.  Levy (Easy --- The Commodores)

#1395.  Chuck Gray (Birthday --- The Beatles)

#1396.  Fucking You Is Eli Crane (Rock You Like A Hurricane --- Scorpions)

#1397.  Liar Testify (Fire In The Sky --- Ozzy Osbourne)

#1398.  Human Clown (Allentown --- Billy Joel)

#1399.  Not A Winner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)

#1400.  White Liar Sick Liar (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)

#1401.  Troy E. Nehls (Silver Bells --- John Denver)

#1402.  Troy E. Nehls (Jingle Bells -- Frank Sinatra)

#1403.  Nehls (Hell --- Foo Fighters

#1404.  Troy Nehls (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)

#1405.  Levy Lied (Easy Ride --- The Doors)

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