Today's parody is a tribute to the most famous hyphenated female singer in the history of adult contemporary... Olivia Newton-John. She just passed away from breast cancer at age 73. But from what I understand, Donald Trump was very sympathetic to her plight. As he was recently diagnosed with oral cancer.
Not to be confused with anal cancer. After all, Trump is, and will forever be known as... the Orange Prolapse. Also, I'll admit it. I confused Newton-John with Farrah Fawcett.
Regardless, Trump's Republican primary candidate for Wisconsin Governor...
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| Tim Michels (pronounced Bitch Cycles) |
... is squaring off against Mike Pence's Republican candidate Wisconsin Governor.
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| Rebecca Kleefisch (pronounced Gay Bitch) |
R. Kleefisch Is A Retard
sonofsaf
R. Kleefisch is a retard
Fake news shit show tub of lard
Not a king he’s just a liar who will fuck you
Wanna fart Orange Prolapse scream
A la carte McDonald’s dream
R. Kleefisch is a retard but not a Jew
Trump you’ll find
He sniffs his daughter’s cunt
Despite the tampon blood
Just remove her thong
I am told she is a Jew
So’s her husband Jared too
R. Kleefsich is a retard and so are you
I am told she’s not a Jew
Neither is her husband too
R. Kleefsich is a retard and so are you
When You Wish Upon A Star
Olivia Newton John
When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires will come to you
If your heart is in a dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star as dreamers do
Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment of
Their secret longing
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star your dream comes true
Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star your dream comes true
"When You Wish Upon A Star" was originally performed by Cliff Edwards on the 1940 Pinocchio soundtrack.
From 1982 to 2017, Olivia Newton-John played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never saw her. And much like 16 of the 19 newly inducted members into the Pittsburgh Pirates Hall of Fame, I never will. Why? Because they're all dead.
The Big Lie 100: (#568)
#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)
#1303. Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#1304. Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)#1305. Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)
#1306. Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#1307. Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1308. Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)
#1309. Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)
#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1311. Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1312. Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)
#1313. Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)
#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)
#1315. Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1316. Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)
#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#1318. Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1320. Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)
#1321. The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)
#1322. Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1323. Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)
#1324. Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1325. Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)
#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)
#1328. Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)
#1329. Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)
#1330. He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)
#1331. Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1332. Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)
#1333. Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)
#1334. Nunn (One --- Metallica)
#1335. Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#1336. Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)
#1337. Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)
#1338. Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)
#1339. He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1340. Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1341. Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)
#1342. Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)
#1343. Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)
#1344. Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)
#1345. Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)
#1346. Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)
#1347. Ivanka! (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)
#1348. Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1349. You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)
#1350. Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)
#1351. Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)
#1352. Jew (You --- Radiohead)
#1353. Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)
#1354. Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)
#1355. Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)
#1356. Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1357. Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)
#1358. Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)
#1359. Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)
#1360. Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince)
#1361. Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)
#1362. Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)
#1363. Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)
#1364. Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)
#1365. DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1366. Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)
#1367. Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)
#1368. Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)
#1369. Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1370. Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)
#1371. Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen)
#1372. He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)
#1373. Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)
#1380. Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)
#1381. Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)
#1382. Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)
#1383. Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)
#1384. Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)
#1385. Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)
#1386. Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1387. Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)
#1388. David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)
#1389. Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)
#1390. Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)
#1391. Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)
#1392. R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
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