Monday, August 01, 2022

#1377. Big Liar

Heading into the final 100 days before the mid-terms, it appears the long-standing relationship between Fox News and the Orange Prolapse is finally beginning to sour.  Eww. 

 


That's some kinda stink Trump's gonna make.  Oooh, what's that smell?  Donald man!  That's Donald.  Used to be Don.

 



 

Big Liar
sonofsaf

Seven sins
He’s orange not white
Donald Trump we defend
Lying con
Gonna kill some cops
MAGA king gets no respect
Asshole’s pissed
Fake news calls
Trump loves the far right

[Pre Chorus]
Yo, yo
Some Orange Prolapse juice
Some Orange Prolapse pee

Russian whores don’t drink with me
Too busy getting fucked in the ass you see

[Chorus]
Because he lies
Big liar
He fuckin’ lies
Fat liar
Because he lies
Big liar
He fuckin’ lies
He’s a fat liar

1-6 unselect’s case
Liz Cheney’s the dregs
A cum dumpster spill
Obstruct the vote
Women can’t choose
Take a birth control pill
Asshole’s pissed
Fake news balls
Trump loves the far right

[Pre Chorus]
[Chorus]

Cum on baby
Donald’s gay you see
Well he’s a fat liar
Ivanka Trump’s a whore
Smells really foul that’s right
Her cunt smells not right

[Chorus]

Cum in my ass maybe
Cum on the right
Cum in my ass maybe
Cum on the right
Donald Trump is the king
I must confide
Seven sins, sevens sins
Daughter Jew
Cum on the right

 

Live Wire
Motley Crue

Plug me in
I'm alive tonight
Out on the streets again
Turn me on
I'm too hot to stop
Something you'll never forget
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight

[Pre Chorus]
No, no
You better turn me loose
You better set me free

Cause I'm hot, young, running free
A little bit better than I use to be

[Chorus]
Cause I'm alive
Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
I'm a Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
Live Wire
Cause I'm alive
I'm a Live Wire

I'll either break her face
Or take down her legs
Get my ways at will
Go for the throat
Never let loose
Goin' in for the kill
Take my fist
Break down walls
I'm on top tonight

[Pre Chorus]
[Chorus]

Come on baby
Gotta play with me
Well I'm your live wire
You better lock your doors
I'm on the prowl tonight
Well be mine tonight

[Chorus]

Come on be may baby
Come on tonight
Come on be may baby
Come on tonight
I'll give you everything
You want inside
Plug me in, plug me in
I want you
Come on tonight


 

Mason and I are almost certainly going to hit up the PNC Park show this month (Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Poison, & Joan Jett).  Last night at the Outlaw Festival (Willie Nelson, ZZ Top, etc.), we saw this regionally rogue, cowboy-hatted dude.  A Brett Michaels lead singer of Poison impersonator getting his picture taken with random starstruck women.  

"Look what the cat dragged in"... ALERT!

He was deliberately hanging out between set breaks in a very heavily foot-trafficked location (left corner path between the lawn and pavilion).  Pacing back and forth.  At first... well, I gotta admit the truth.  I thought it was him.  

But Mason quickly reminded me of how the eyes of Brett Michaels are a beautiful shade of green.  Also, this fake Brett M. was noticeably heavier.  Especially in the gock region.  Once again, Mason mentioned how"RealPoisonSinger has diabetes and is on the thinner side.   I agreed.  But then silently thought to myself about how there are literally and physically tons of diabetic fatsos everywhere you look.  

"Unskinny bop"... ALERT!  Hell, just take a walk outside.

Also, he was wearing what I'm surmising to be his go-to "WTF" t-shirt. Spelled out Where's The Fireball?

The whole episode was intriguingly amusing... but sadly comical.  In retrospect, some timely funny shit!


Motley Crue: 

7-26-87, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Newark, OH
7-31-87, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-30-05, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-31-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-16-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-13-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#553)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
 
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
 
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
 
#1377. Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)



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