Friday, August 05, 2022

#1383. Diehl Is Gay

If you're a MAGAchusetts Republican, Geoff Diehl is the real deal.

Diehl's running for Governor of the Bay State.  He recently got the much-heralded endorsement from the Orange Prolapse.  I have a funny feeling that as the general election approaches, and Trump knowing full well that the country is shifting blue... he'll refrain from re-endorsing some of these far right candidates in swing states.  Just to name a few... Mehmet Oz and Doug Mastriano in PA, Dan Cox in MD, Tudor Dixon in MI, and yep, Geoff Diehl in MA.  Trump will say that he only endorsed them in the primary and if they lose in the general, well, that doesn't count against him.

As far as the general election goes, he won't wanna see his endorsement victory percentage take a serious hit.  It's called using people up and spitting them out.  And it's what he has done all his life.

Now there is a scenario where Trump re-endorses all Republican candidates (no exceptions).  Maybe if a black swan tragedy occurs on Biden's watch.  One that excoriates the Democratic party and sours the entire U.S. voting population on the Dems.  If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say that particular disaster would be a "dominipede" (domino stampede impacting the NFL & MLB) on Sunday, September 11, 2022.

9/11... sound familiar?  Probably around 3pm.  9 NFL stadiums and 11 MLB ballparks.  Ouch!  Oh, the irony.  You really couldn't script it any better.

And god forbid, if it's the result of an errant presidential terror alert, well, that's pretty much a lights out scenario for the entire Democratic party.  And a gift to Trump in the form of his reelection in 2024 and a future U.S. dictatorship.

Just a hunch based on common sense speculation regarding the trajectory of wireless disinformation and cell phone proliferation.  And oh yeah, when you turn on the news... and everyone's running for their lives.

Diehl Is Gay
Robbie Dupree

C'mon and suck me
He wants to fuck me
He’s slutty
Cocks he’s gonna blow

Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Filled up with spite
You know that he’s white

Bullshit malarkey
Still slutty
Total Trumper whore

Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Filled up with spite
We know that he’s white

Filled up with spite, babe
MAGA is right
Fake news alright

Everyone knows that he’s gay
And an asshole disaster

Fag… got Geoff Diehl is gay
Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Faggot Geoff Diehl is gay
Filled up with spite
You know that he’s white
Filled up with spite
You know that he’s white


Steal Away
Robbie Dupree

C'mon and hold me
Just like you told me
Then show me
What I want to know

Why don't we steal away
Why don't we steal away
Into the night
I know it ain't right

Tease me
Why don't you please me
Then show me
What you came here for

Why don't we steal away
Why don't we steal away
Into the night
I know it ain't right

Into the night, babe
Baby tonight
Make it tonight

I caught you glancing my way
And I know what you're after

Why... don't we steal away
Why don't we steal away
Why don't we steal away
Why don't we steal away
Into the night
I know it ain't right
Into the night
I know it ain't right

Great song.  Timeless.  Robbie Dupree released his mega-hit cover version of Steal Away way back in 1980.  It appears he stopped touring in 2019.  Dupree is now 75 years old and has never played the Burgh.  Odds of me seeing him perform live are probably nonexistent.  And I'm okay with that.


The Big Lie 100: (#559)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

#1383.  Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)

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