I'm taking a well-deserved break from The Crudite Top 10.
Chuck Morse is running in the Republican primary for U.S. Senate. New Hampshire baby!
Plenty of competition. 10 others to be precise. His major competition appears to be Kevin Smith and Don Bolduc. Whoever the hell they are. And oh yeah, whoever the hell he is. Live free or die? Let's hope and pray for the latter.
I imagine whoever "earns" the Orange Prolapse's endorsement will likely win the primary. Then will almost certainly face off against incumbent Senator Maggie Hassan (D-NH)... and lose.
Morse is very upset about the FBI search at Mar-A-Lago. In an interview on New Hampshire public radio he claimed, "It has come to my attention that several FBI agents searched the ex-First Lady's private underwear drawer. An orange strap-on dildo was seized and someone even sniffed her panties!"
Chuck Morse
sonofsaf
Asshole’s open wide
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Asshole’s open wide
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Chuck Morse
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Chuck Morse
Dildo for Chuck Morse
No no no
Asshole open wide
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Asshole open wide
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Asshole open wide
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Asshole open wide
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Chuck Morse
Dildo for Chuck Morse
Chuck Morse
Dildo for Chuck Morse
No no no
(The Orange Prolapse he’ll lick)
Keep sucking on Trump’s dick
(I said) Lick
Dick
(The Orange Prolapse he’ll lick)
Keep sucking on Trump’s dick
Lick
Dick
Lick
(You dick)
Asshole open wide
MAGA right phony
Wide
MAGA right phony
Right phony
Right phony
White Horse
Laid Back
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
White horse
Don't ride the white horse
White horse
Don't ride the white horse
No no no
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
If you wanna ride
Don't ride the white horse
White horse
Don't ride the white horse
White horse
Don't ride the white horse
No no no
(If you wanna be rich)
You got to be a bitch
(I said) Rich
Bitch
(If you wanna be rich)
You got to be a bitch
Rich
Bitch
Rich
(You bitch)
If you wanna ride
Ride the white pony
Ride
Ride the white pony
White pony
White pony
Denmark band Laid Back hit it big with their smash hit song "White Horse." The song was released in 1983. At the time, Rolling Stone magazine referred to is as "perhaps the most unconvincing anti-drug song of all time." It's never really been made clear whether the song is about heroin, cocaine, or both. Here's to hoping the synthetic duo take this secret to their graves.
To the best of my knowledge, the techno band has never played the Burgh. If they ever do, which I doubt they ever will... I will not be in attendance.
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#1301. Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)
#1302. Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)
#1303. Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)
#1304. Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)#1305. Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)
#1306. Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)
#1307. Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)
#1308. Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)
#1309. Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)
#1310. The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1311. Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#1312. Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)
#1313. Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)
#1314. McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)
#1315. Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)
#1316. Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)
#1317. Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)
#1318. Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1320. Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)
#1321. The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)
#1322. Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)
#1323. Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)
#1324. Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)
#1325. Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)
#1326. Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)
#1328. Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)
#1329. Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)
#1330. He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)
#1331. Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)
#1332. Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)
#1333. Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)
#1334. Nunn (One --- Metallica)
#1335. Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)
#1336. Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)
#1337. Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)
#1338. Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)
#1339. He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1340. Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)
#1341. Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)
#1342. Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)
#1343. Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)
#1344. Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)
#1345. Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)
#1346. Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)
#1347. Ivanka! (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)
#1348. Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)
#1349. You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)
#1350. Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)
#1351. Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)
#1352. Jew (You --- Radiohead)
#1353. Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)
#1354. Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)
#1355. Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)
#1356. Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)
#1357. Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)
#1358. Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)
#1359. Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)
#1360. Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince)
#1361. Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)
#1362. Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)
#1363. Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)
#1364. Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)
#1365. DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)
#1366. Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)
#1367. Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)
#1368. Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)
#1369. Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1370. Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)
#1371. Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen)
#1372. He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)
#1373. Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)
#1380. Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)
#1381. Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)
#1382. Schmitt Show (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)
#1383. Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Robbie Dupree)
#1384. Richard Mack's Whiter (Paperback Writer --- The Beatles)
#1385. Geoff Diehl (Bone Meal --- GWAR)
#1386. Diehl Is Gay (Steal Away --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1387. Adam Steen (Dancing Queen --- ABBA)
#1388. David Farnsworth (For What It's Worth --- Buffalo Springfield)
#1389. Finchum Is Scum (Kingdom Of Come --- Soundgarden)
#1390. Ted Cruz Is A Clown (Bad News Comes To Town --- Neil Young)
#1391. Emmer Bites (Tremor Christ --- Pearl Jam)
#1392. R. Kleefisch Is A Retard (When You Wish Upon A Star --- Olivia Newton-John)
#1393. Trump's A Clown (All Right Now --- Free)
#1394. Levy (Easy --- The Commodores)
#1395. Chuck Gray (Birthday --- The Beatles)
#1396. Fucking You Is Eli Crane (Rock You Like A Hurricane --- Scorpions)
#1397. Liar Testify (Fire In The Sky --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#1398. Human Clown (Allentown --- Billy Joel)
#1399. Not A Winner (TV Dinners --- ZZ Top)
#1400. White Liar Sick Liar (Fight Fire With Fire --- Metallica)
#1401. Troy E. Nehls (Silver Bells --- John Denver)
#1402. Troy E. Nehls (Jingle Bells -- Frank Sinatra)
#1403. Nehls (Hell --- Foo Fighters
#1404. Troy Nehls (Peace Sells --- Megadeth)
#1405. Levy Lied (Easy Ride --- The Doors)
#1406. He's A Jew (Sad But True --- Metallica)
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1413. Chuck Morse (White Horse --- Laid Back)
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