Saturday, August 20, 2022

#1408. Crudite

Back in the day, I used to be known far and wide, in the Catholic Mt. Cavalry Cemetery vicinity of Wheeling, for my pre-Memorial Day and post-Labor Day parties.  Such is no longer the case.

However, I'd always take the opportunity to make an enormous veggie tray... compliments of Jebbia's in Center Wheeling. 

My crudite was a tad more elaborate.  Sugar snap peas, snow peas, radishes, and more!

 

Charcuterie board?  Don't even get me started.

By the way, Jebbia's dill dip is fantastic.  I highly recommend it.  Just don't get the lo-fat version.  Get the regular stuff.

 


Crudite
sonofsaf

Crudite
Veggie tray
Crudite
Veggie tray

At Wegner’s there’s crudite
But it’s called a veggie tray
Oz shops there for his wife
Broccoli, broccoli the price

There’s no reason for discord
New Jersey is a garden vacation
Trumpin’ for the girls
Of Turkish relation

Cilantro and some lime
Guacamole needs some lime
Oh yeah
Fresh vegetables whenever there is no conjecture
Oz needs his crudite

At Wegner’s there’s crudite
But it’s called a veggie tray
It’s called, a veggie tray
Oz shops there for his wife
Veggie tray
Broccoli, broccoli the price

Donald J. Trump is a clown
And Mehmet Oz is so very gay
Worships an orange clown
A crime to masturbate

We shall dine
And he’s inclined
The vegetables whenever Mehmet’s a go-getter
Oz needs his crudite

At Wegner’s there’s crudite
(Crudite)
But it’s called a veggie tray
(Veggie tray)
Oz shops there for his wife
(Oz shops there)
Broccoli, broccoli the price

Crudite
Veggie tray
Crudite
Veggie tray

At Wegner’s there’s crudite
Oh yeah, oh yeah
But it’s called a veggie tray
It’s called, a veggie tray
Oz shops there for his wife
Crudite
Broccoli, broccoli the price

Crudite

 

Holiday
Madonna

Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate

If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice

Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation

It's time for the good times
Forget about the bad times
Oh yeah
One day to come together to release the pressure
We need a holiday

If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Come on, let's celebrate
Just one day out of life
Holiday
It would be, it would be so nice

You can turn this world around
And bring back all of those happy days
Put your troubles down
It's time to celebrate

Let love shine
And we will find
A way to come together and make things better
We need a holiday

If we took a holiday
(Holiday)
Took some time to celebrate
(Celebrate)
Just one day out of life
(Just one day)
It would be, it would be so nice

Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate

If we took a holiday
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Took some time to celebrate
Come on, let's celebrate
Just one day out of life
Holiday
It would be, it would be so nice

Holiday



Madonna has been to the Burgh a grand total of twice.  Once in 1985 and another time in 2012.  Her last concert coincided with election night (Obama vs. Romney).   She didn't take the stage until the official results were in.  Show ended around 2am.  WTF!

Never seen Madonna perform live.  And I seriously doubt I ever will.  To be honest, I don't really wanna see her and tix are way too expensive.  #MaterialJew

Favorite Madonna song?  Borderline.


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#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

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#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

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#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

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#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

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#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

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#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

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#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
 
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
 
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
 
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
 
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
 
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#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

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#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)


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