Friday, August 05, 2022

#1382. Schmitt Show

#RealEricSchmitt won the Republican primary for Senate in Missouri.  

Asshole Eric left : Pervert Eric right

Now Schmitt will be facing off against Democrat Trudy Bush Valentine in the general.  

 

In the interests of pubic disclosure, her real middle name is "Busch"... as in Anheuser Busch.  As in $$$.  I don't know Trudy V...  but if I was her, I'd make this election a referendum on women's rights, healthcare and abortion.  You know?  Like neighboring Kansas.

Missouri might possibly be even more pro-choice than Kansas.  Why?  Because there's these urban population centers with lots of black voters.  Places like St. Louis & Kansas City.  What the fuck does Kansas have?  Uh, Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka?  And those dumbshits aren't even allowed to vote.  But rest assured, if they did, they'd vote for the Orange Prolapse.

Valentine vs. Schmitt might be the big Senate upset that nobody sees coming.





Schmitt Show
sonfsaf

Schmitt show
Schmitt show
Schmitt show
Schmitt show

Schmitt show an insurrection tour de force
Schmitt show shitting on the whole of human kind
Job to blow Stormy Daniels took a ride
Trump will blow and we’ll have to subsidize

Trump fucked a porn star not a whore
Stormy got screwed but it was softcore
Show me state Eric’s an ass
Sorry to cuss but facts are facts

Schmitt show an insurrection tour de force
Schmitt show shitting on the whole of human kind
Job to blow Stormy Daniels took a ride
Trump will blow and we’ll have to subsidize

Donald’s the queen of queers
Cheney is his deepest fear
Hunk of lard you’ll kiss his bling
The Orange Prolapse some bulging bling

Schmitt show
 

 
Sit There
Crumbsuckers

Sit there
Sit there
Sit there
Sit there

Sit there and let destruction take its course
Sit there and let nothing occupy your mind
But I know that there's something left inside
Yes I know what the future will provide

It's up to us to fight the war
As Ronnie screws up more and more
But he don't care his life is past
It's up to us to make things last

Sit there and let destruction take its course
Sit there and let nothing occupy your mind
But I know that there's something left inside
Yes I know what the future will provide

Brainwashed by hates and fears
Jeopardizing precious years
Fancy cars and diamond rings
For this they live the life of kings

Sit there
 
 

 
 
The original Crumbsuckers version of this tune was pretty rustic.  So I chose the collaborative metal band Mr. Bungle's cover version.  Quite certain that my "Sit There" parody is the only one in existence.  Hey, prove me wrong.

I met the Crumbsuckers in 1988.  Got them to sign my homemade B.O.M.B. (Beast On My Back) t-shirt when they made an in-store appearance at Eide's Record Store on Penn Avenue.  Regrettably we skipped the show at the Electric Banana.  I have no idea why I had to get back to Wheeling, but, whatever.  30+ years later, the pain and frustration is still very real.


The Big Lie 100: (#558)

#1301.  Wittman (Roxanne --- The Police)

#1302.  Doctor Oz Is Gay (Watch The Children Pray --- Metal Church)

#1303.  Abortion (Black Hole Sun --- Soundgarden)

#1304.  Abortion (Distortion --- Overkill)

#1305.  Alito's World (Torpedo Girl --- Kiss)

#1306.  Trump's My Enemy (Flesh For Fantasy --- Billy Idol)

#1307.  Kushner Is A Jew (Breaking Us In Two --- Joe Jackson)

#1308.  Wittman (Hitman --- Metal Church)

#1309.  Red Alito (Red Mosquito --- Pearl Jam)

#1310.  The Farts Of Thomas Cole (The Heart Of Rock and Roll --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1311.  Even Joe Gruters (Even The Losers --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)

#1312.  Joe Gruters Screw (Computer Blue --- Prince)

#1313.  Meadows (Meadows --- Joe Walsh)

#1314.  McCarthy's Got No Soul (You Can't Stop Rock'n'Roll --- Twisted Sister)

#1315.  Thomas Cole (Heart & Soul --- Huey Lewis & The News)

#1316.  Mark Meadows (Domino --- Van Morrison)

#1317.  Thomas Cole Has No Regrets (Rock'n'Roll Never Forgets --- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band)

#1318.  Meadows Really Blows (Steady As She Goes --- The Raconteurs)

#1319.  Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home, Country Roads --- John Denver)

#1320.  Kristina Blackout (The Sun Will Come Out --- Annie)

#1321.  The Trumpers (The Numbers --- Radiohead)

#1322.  Hern's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Queens Of The Stone Age)

#1323.  Noem's An Ass (Home At Last --- Steely Dan)

#1324.  Huckabee (Faithfully --- Journey)

#1325.  Herschel Walker (I'm A Rocker --- Judas Priest)

#1326.  Hern's The Fuck To Blame (Burning Like A Flame --- Dokken)

#1328.  Donald Trump's A Piece Of Shit (I'm A Little Rocket Ship --- Cracker)

#1329.  Kelley Rat (Smelly Cat --- Phoebe Buffay)

#1330.  He's Mark Green (I'm Eighteen --- Alice Cooper)

#1331.  Nunn Is So Gay (One Of These Days --- Pink Floyd)

#1332.  Nunn (One --- Three Dog Night)

#1333.  Donald Trump Is Fucking Gay (Living In The U.S.A. --- Steve Miller)

#1334.  Nunn (One --- Metallica)

#1335.  Cline (Time --- Alan Parsons Project)

#1336.  Hal Rogers, Fat Fuck (Like Father, Like Son --- Exodus)

#1337.  Huckabee (Suddenly --- Bee Gees)

#1338.  Face Mullin (Space Truckin' --- Deep Purple)

#1339.  He's Jim Pillen (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1340.  Steve Bannon (Rhiannon --- Fleetwood Mac)

#1341.  Janae Is A Shamp (Lady Is A Tramp --- Tony Bennett)

#1342.  Scott Perry Will Fuck You (The Very Thought Of You --- Rod Stewart)

#1343.  Scantlebury Suicide (Mandatory Suicide --- Slayer)

#1344.  Yost Is Toast (Coast to Coast --- Scorpions)

#1345.  Masters (Bastard --- Motley Crue)

#1346.  Mark Lamb (Burndt Jamb --- Weezer)

#1347.  Ivanka!  (Ah! Leah! --- Donnie Iris)

#1348.  Herschel's Pain (Purple Rain --- Prince)

#1349.  You God Damn Jew (Suite Madame Blue --- Styx)

#1350.  Lake Will Not Deliver (Take Me To The River --- Grateful Dead)

#1351.  Lake's A Fucking Cunt (Take It On The Run --- REO Speedwagon)

#1352.  Jew (You --- Radiohead)

#1353.  Hair Hair (There There --- Radiohead)

#1354.  Trump Is King Critical Race (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1355.  Russell Fry (High & Dry --- Radiohead)

#1356.  Lindell (That Smell --- Lynyrd Skynyrd)

#1357.  Scantlebury (Morning Glory --- Oasis)

#1358.  Daniel Cox (Cleveland Rocks --- Presidents Of The United States Of America)

#1359.  Cornyn Has Lied (Thorn In My Pride --- Black Crowes)

#1360.  Blake Will Fuck You (Take Me With U --- Prince) 

#1361.  Tim Walberg (Jitterbug --- Charlie Daniels Band)

#1362.  Donald Trump's A Fucking Whore (25 or 6 to 4 --- Chicago)

#1363.  Mike Lindell (Rebel Yell --- Billy Idol)

#1364.  Dan Cox Wants Anal (She Talks To Angels --- Black Crowes)

#1365.  DeWine (Outshined --- Soundgarden)

#1366.  Lotter (Daughter --- Pearl Jam)

#1367.  Fry Is A Whore (Die By The Sword --- Slayer)

#1368.  Meet Mike DeWine (Sweet Child 'O Mine --- Guns'n'Roses)

#1369.  Gaetz Is A Freak (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1370.  Tudor (Shooter --- Waylon Jennings)

#1371.  Donahue (Black and Blue --- Van Halen) 

#1372.  He's Eli Crane (I Can't Explain --- The Who)

#1373.  Crane (Rain --- The Beatles)

#1374.  Gibbs Fucked America (Kids In America --- Kim Wilde)
 
#1375.  Crane (Stain --- Nirvana)
 
#1376.  Eli Crane (My Poor Brain --- Foo Fighters)
 
#1377.  Big Liar (Live Wire --- Motley Crue)
 
#1378.  Samuel Graves (Jesus Saves --- Slayer)
 
#1379.  Joe Kent Displeasure (Hell Bent For Leather --- Judas Priest)

#1380.  Rusty Bowers (April Showers --- King's X)

#1381.  Lake's An Ass (Take It Back --- Pink Floyd)

#1382.  Schmitt Storm (Sit There --- Crumbsuckers)

 

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