Sunday, August 28, 2022

#1427. Tate Reeves (Governor Blows)

This picture reminds me of something.  But I just can't put my finger on it.

Orange Prolapse on the left : Mississippi Governor and fellow ginger fuck Taint Reeves on the right.
 

Oh yeah, on my walk this morning before the Steelers/Lions preseason game, I spotted a very rare Trump Dildo.  It's even turning a distinct shade of orange.



Hey, it's actually a flag/sign of respect.  Perhaps Dr. Oz could administer the crudite during their upcuming "Save America" rally in the Scranton/Wilkes Barre area next Saturday.

 

It's deep in the A.    As in... the ass.





Tate Reeves (Governor Blows)
sonofsaf

I’ve been told
That Donald Trump’s a clown
A ginger whore
So unkind

Pay the price
His leadership
An Orange Prolapse wide open
All of the time

Tiny schlong
A mushroom burn
His Lake Tahoe endeavor
Cheating crime

He will torment
All the woke liberals
Broke and poor
Make them whine

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows du jour

Lose or win it’s all a con
‘Cause Donald’s scorn
He wants a crown
The king of crime

Wife’s a whore, daughter’s a cunt
Now come git sum
No longer coping
(With) the big lie

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows du jour

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows, Governor blows

I’ve been told
That Donald Trump’s a clown
A ginger whore
So unkind
Pay the price his leadership
An Orange Prolapse wide open
All of the time

Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows
Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves, Tate Reeves
Governor blows, Governor blows

Governor blows
Governor blows

 

Believe (Nobody Knows)
My Morning Jacket

Time to roll
The answer floats on down
The farthest shore
Of the mind

Roll the dice
That sail the ship
And all the doors will open
On down the line

Turned to wrong
A lesson learned
And then forgotten over
In our time

In that moment
I awoke among the
Smoke and mirrors
I was blind

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows for sure

It begins and on and on
A baby’s born
The elder’s down
All in their time

Start a door, the setting sun
The day has come
My mind is open
My oh my

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows for sure

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Time to go
The answer floats on by
The farthest shore
Of the mind
Roll the dice that sail the ship
And all the world will open
All this time

Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows
Believe, believe, believe, believe
Nobody knows, nobody knows

Nobody knows
Nobody knows




My third parody of Tate Reeves.  Challenging, rolling lyrics.


#183.  I'm Tate (I'm Late --- Alice In Wonderland)

#236.  Hail Tate (Jailbreak --- AC/DC)

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)


My Morning Jacket:

5-2-10, Lifestyles Community Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-27-10, Trib Total Media Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA
8-10-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-12, LC Pavilion, Columbus, OH
8-21-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-4-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-3-15, State Theatre, Cleveland, OH
7-8-17, Metro Amphitheater, Charlotte, NC
7-9-17, Red Hat Amphitheater, Raleigh, NC
6-22-22,  Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA


The Big Lie 100: (#602)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)



Please do not share this material with Governor Tate Reeves (R-MS) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.

 


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