#1774. Xi Jinping's Dead

What if Xi Jinping infects Vladimir Putin with the China Virus? 

What if Vladimir Putin retaliates by poisoning Xi Jinping? 

Polonium-210 anyone?  Regardless, feel free to sing my parody at Xi's funeral.

 

 

 

Xi Jinping’s Dead
sonofsaf

Orange Prolapse is a piece of meat
Some colon you will discover
And Stormy Daniels should Be Best
Alvin Bragg’s another

Donald Trump’s an Orange Prolapse clown
Who we will defend
He’ll shit and piss on the fake news
Asshole’s sore, what a shame

Donald J. Trump is so gay
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead
Asshole stinks yo
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead
Asshole stinks yo

Donald Trump is the enemy
His billion dollars is fake
What it’s worth he’s a total fraud
With a ginormous taint

A wall’s better than a fence
A wall’s better than a fence
A wall’s better than a fence
A wall’s better than a fence

Donald J. Trump is so gay
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead
Asshole stinks yo
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead
Asshole stinks yo
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead

You will conceive that MAGA is red
You will conceive that MAGA is red
You will conceive that MAGA is red
You will conceive that MAGA is, MAGA is

A wall’s better than a fence
A wall’s better than a fence
A wall’s better than a fence
A wall’s better than a fence

Donald J. Trump is so gay
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead
Asshole stinks yo
Donald J. Trump is so gay
Xi Jinping’s dead, Xi Jinping’s dead
Asshole stinks yo

Dead, dead
Asshole stinks yo
Asshole stinks yo
Asshole stinks yo

 

Everything Zen
Bush

There must be something we can eat
Maybe find another lover
Should I fly to Los Angeles
Find my asshole brother

Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Dave's on sale again
We kissy kiss in the rear view
We're so bored, you're to blame

Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so

Raindogs howl for the century
A million dollars at stake
As you search for your demigod
And you fake with a saint

There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence

Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Everything zen, everything zen

I don't believe that Elvis is dead
I don't believe that Elvis is dead
I don't believe that Elvis is dead
I don't believe that Elvis is, Elvis is

There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence
There's no sex in your violence

Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so
Try to see it once my way
Everything zen, everything zen
I don't think so

Zen, zen
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so

This parody admittedly comes across as relatively uninspired.

From 1995 to the present, Bush has played the Burgh 11 times.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100: (#937)

#1740.  CPAC (Stand Back --- Stevie Nicks)

#1741.  CPAC's Frightnin' (Smokestack Lightnin' --- Grateful Dead)

#1742.  Hatin' Nate Schatzline (Lay It On the Line --- Triumph)

#1743.  Nate Schatzline (Hold The Line --- Toto)

#1744.*  Faking The Violence (Breaking The Silence --- Queensryche)

#1745.  Treason He's A Cunt (Seasons In The Sun --- Terry Jacks)

#1746.  Tucker (Fucker --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#1747.  Lake's My Enemy (Cake And Sodomy --- Marilyn Manson)

#1748.  Newt (Cute --- Bobby Darrin)

#1749.  Donald Trump Is Gay (Take My Breath Away --- Berlin)

#1750.  Markwayne Mullin (Cocaine And Gin --- Kid Rock)

#1751.  Stormy's Better (Stormy Weather --- Billie Holiday)

#1752.  Stormy's Wetter (Stormy Weather --- The Pixies)

#1753.  Bell (Hell --- Foo Fighters)

#1754.  Will Will Slap You (We Will Rock You --- Queen)

#1755.  Donald Trump's a Cunt (On The Wings Of Love --- Jeffrey Osbourne)

#1756.  Donald Is A Child (Bad Boys Running Wild --- Scorpions)

#1757.  Donald's A Child (Running Wild --- Judas Priest)

#1758.  McConnell (Raising Hell --- Tom Morello & Ben Harper)

#1759.  ... Jim Justice Asshole (... And Justice For All --- Metallica) 

#1760.  Mike Pence Is Shit (Don't Fence Me In --- Willie Nelson)

#1761.  Blum (Dumb --- Nirvana)

#1762.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#1763.  Xi Fucks You (She Loves You --- The Beatles)

#1764.  Has Been Chip Roy (Seek And Destroy --- Metallica)

#1765.  Steil (Smile -- Pearl Jam)

#1766.  Congressman Steil's Critical Race (God Put A Smile Upon Your Face --- Coldplay)

#1767.  Steil's A Liar (Trial By Fire --- Testament)

#1768.  Xi's Fucking Trump's Wife (She's Out Of My Life --- Michael Jackson)

#1769.  His Name Is Dave Williams (How I Made My Millions --- Radiohead)

#1770.  Xi Jinping's A Basket Case (Everything In Its Right Place --- Radiohead)

#1771.  Hovde Will Fuck You (Lovely To See You --- Moody Blues)

#1772.  Jim Justice (Seed Justice --- Neil Young)

#1773.  Steil (Smile --- Michael Jackson)

#1774.  Xi Jinping's Dead (Everything Zen --- Bush)

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