Last week, when the savior Donald Trump stopped by East Palestine, Ohio, he brought with him a lavish supply (13 skids) of Trump bottled water.
While most reporters focused on his generous donation of H20 (an impressive retail value of $208.00), I couldn't help but notice an extremely rare phenomenon that occurs about as often as Haley's comet.
The anal meat of the Orange Prolapse came within less than a foot of the celestial Purple Gock. For those unaware, "gock" is a combination of gut and cock. Much in the same way that "gunt" is a combination of gut and cunt.
Steelers Stink!
Water
sonofsaf
News don’t bother
News that’s fake
Bottled Water
Faking T, fake T & A
Donald’s daughter
And Kari Lake
Bottled Water
Stormy D’s. T & A
Palestine, Palestine bruised
So much strife, the cost
Fuck you
Daughter
Smashing Pumpkins
Hands that offer
Hands that take
Someone's daughter
Taking me, take me away
In the water
Just like a snake
Someone's daughter
Hearing love slip away
And you've been, you've been abused
All your life, you lost
And true
From 1991 to the present, the Smashing Pumpkins have played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
I've always wanted to talk to Billy Corgan about the dominipede. He'd be the ideal counterpart to the late Bob Barker. But instead of spreading awareness about getting your pets spayed and neutered... he could talk about obsolete emergency venue evacuation protocol and the prevention of artificially generated stampedes. Hint: everyone has a cell phone.
Smashing Pumpkins:
9-6-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-22-22, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA