Ahead of an Orange Prolapse MAGA rally in the Scranton/Wilkes Barre area tomorrow night... was last night's Backyard Brawl at Acridshit Stadium.
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| 9-1-22. West General Robinson St. (7:30pm) |
Those photos don't do the scene justice. The trail of horseshit was seemingly endless.
So we went down to the stadium but were unable to secure freebies. Biggest crowd in the history of Acridshit (70,622). Tough ticket. Raucous atmosphere. Instead, we snagged some ribs (and a couple stray coolers), went back to the house, and watched the game on the outdoor widescreen.
Pitt (-7.5) defeated WVU 38-31.
Crudite
sonofsaf
Yeah
Mehmet Oz and the crudite
Inflation’s the fight he’ll have his say
Oz is from Jersey too
Turkey is far away
Wegner’s display the crudite
The crudite
Trump is who we will defend
Trump is who we will defend
Salsa the cost is high
A tray of veggies he’ll take a bite
The big lie, is nothing new
Jared Kushner is, is
Is a Jew, so true
Ivanka is too
The proud the few
Hebrew is fun
Trump…he’ll never win again
Trump…he’ll never win again
Oh
Veggies you will dine light
Broccoli that’s right
Trump is who we will defend
Trump is who we will defend
Carrots have mold Mehmet is filled with rage
He’s bold because treason is the biggest stage
‘Cause Oz is from Jersey too
Turkey is far away
Wegner’s display
The crudite
The crudite
The crudite
New Year's Day
U2
Yeah
All is quiet on New Year's Day
A world in white gets underway
I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspaper says, says
Say it's true, it's true
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one
I...I will begin again
I...I will begin again
Oh
Maybe the time is right
Oh...maybe tonight
I will be with you again
I will be with you again
And so we're told this is the golden age
And gold is the reason for the wars we wage
Though I want to be with you
Be with you night and day
Nothing changes
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
On New Year's Day
Also spotted last night was a very rare "Trump anal bead" in the "A" of Stage AE.
I'm no expert, but it appears to be a deformed cucumber that's transitioning into a shade of orange. It's my understanding that this rogue vegetable has Mehmet Oz's complete and total endorsement. For Trump's ass. And the crudite of course. As well as the shit of a horse... of course.
U2 has played the Burgh a grand total of 11 times.
U2:
5-22-97, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
5-6-01, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-26-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
6-17-17, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
The Crudite Compilation Top 10:
#1407. Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)
#1408. Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)
#1409. Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)
#1410. Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)
#1411. Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)
#1412. Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1425. Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
#1428. Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
The Big Lie 100: (#613)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
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