#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight

Vice President Kamala Harris visited Tokyo a couple days ago for the funeral of Shinzo Abe.  Naturally, Kim Jong Un paid his respects by firing a missile into the Sea of Japan.

And a couple weeks ago, North Korea "passed" a "law" giving it the right to "automatically" use preemptive nuclear strikes to protect themselves... merely if they felt "threatened."  

It's likely a move, that once and for all, cemented the country's nuclear status forever.  Huzzah!

Lil Kim on the left.  Lil Donny Moscow on the right.

Ah yes... the attempted normalization of diplomatic relations with North Korea.  Probably the worst foreign policy decision since the invasion and occupation of Iraq.  Not a single Republican spoke out against the meeting.  Why?  Because they all feared the wrath of an Orange Prolapse.  And still do.

 

 

Kim Jong Un Will Fight
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s a baby, who is orange not white
His hair’s fucked up Kim Jong Un will fight
‘Cause gluttony’s a sin “So don’t bite, that’s right"
Why’s Donald spreading the big lie all day and night
Actin’ like a king and thinkin’ he’s a god to whom you’ll pray
And all through the night Truth Social has the Proud Boys on display

Donald Trump is fucking up he’s orange not white
And his mushroom dick is little Kim Jong Un will fight
Suckin’ dicks and bones whenever giving head tonight
And an insurrection coup is something they’re inciting

Nuclear is alright
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight

A little dictator who is full of spite
That mother fuckin’ North Korean Kim Jong Un will fight
And the Proud Boys are a hatin’ everything in sight
But not love letters Kim Jong Un will fight

Nuclear is alright
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight

Geez The Donald is a baby what a dumbshit clown
She could fake it for a livin’ Stormy D.’s in town

Donald Trump is fucking up he’s orange not white
And his mushroom dick is little Kim Jong Un will fight
Suckin’ dicks and bones whenever giving head tonight
And an insurrection coup is something they’re inciting

Nuclear is alright
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight
Kim Jong Un will fight

 

Afternoon Delight
Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right"
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be here any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who didn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might
Like nibblin' in a little afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please' be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Much to my chagrin and relative shock, the Starland Vocal Band actually went on tour.  They played 9 shows in 1976.  This supergroup of matinee crazed sex addicts even played Madison Square Garden.  For some peculiar reason, the band reemerged in Louisville, Kentucky for a lone concert in 1978.

Very challenging, conversational lyrics.  Cannot stress that enough.

Believe it or not, this is actually my third parody of Afternoon Delight.

#400.  Cracker Thune is White (it's about Republican Senator John Thune of North Dakota) 

#664.  Pumpkin Spice Bud Light (probably the worst beer ever manufactured and distributed)

In 2018, I attended a Trump rally in Wheeling, West Virginia at Wesbanco Arena.  In a softer moment during his customary tirade, the Orange Prolapse proudly confessed that he and Kim Jong Un... "fell in love."  It's something he mentioned quite often leading up to the 2018 mid-terms.  Gotta be one of strangest things Trump has ever uttered.  And that, is really saying something.

And so for that reason, I've decided to include this particular parody in the Big Lie 100 series.

The Big Lie 100: (#643)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

 

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