#1466. Oh Mike Lindell

Last week, Mike Lindell (the My Pillow fuck) was ordering a burger and a chocolate shake in a Hardee's drive thru.  Suddenly, the FBI boxed him in and seized his cell phone.

 

It seems the bureau is investigating his relationship with Tina Peters.   A woman with a penchant for committing election fraud in Mesa County, Colorado.  Peters is a 2020 election denier who unsuccessfully ran for Secretary of State.

 

She's just one, of an endless trail of MAGA cretins, who've gotten chewed up and spat out by the Orange Prolapse.

 

 

Oh Mike Lindell
sonofsaf

Oh Mike Lindell, cell phone taken away
Wasn’t acting in concert with the DOJ
And the DOJ Merrick Garland’s a creep
With a My Pillow fight that made him weep

Lindell, Lindell, Lindell, Lindell
Minnesota’s colder than hell

Subpoena served up in a Hardee’s snack bar
No time for morning feast biscuits and lard
Still he has a great plan to save the far right
But a coup has been ruled as a means to indict

Lindell, Lindell, Lindell, Lindell
Minnesota’s colder than hell

 

The First Noel
Brian Wilson

The first Noel, the angel did say
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay
In fields where they lay they were keeping their sheep
On a cold winter's night that was so deep

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel

Those shepherds looked up and they saw a bright star
Shining there in the East beyond them far
And to the darkened lands it gave a great light
And so it continued through day and through night

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel

This familiar Christmas song has been covered by just about every country musician, gospel imbecile, and American Idolator.  I eventually landed on the seemingly timeless leader of the Beach Boys.

Brian Wilson:

7-22-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#641)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

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