#1461. Scott Jensen

Incumbent Governor Tim Walz (D-MN) will be facing off against Scott Jensen come November.

Jensen was all about a total ban on abortion.  Well, until he realized that the majority of rational Midwest voters aren't right wing, pro-life extremists.  Now he's desperately trying to backpedal and soften his stance.  Though not by addressing the specifics.

But rather by cutting ads of him holding a baby.

Family doctor of the year?  Get the fuck outta here.  Kinda surprised he isn't wearing a World's Greatest Dad t-shirt.  And rumor has it that he's already plotting his next ad.  A commercial with him changing a diaper.  No shit!

Prediction?  Walz will win convincingly.  Every credible poll has Walz up.

 

Scott Jensen
sonofsaf

At McDonald’s Trump is dining.
Orange and pink the slime’s reminding.
Because you know he’ll bitch and whine.
Scott Jensen -- Donald Trump is to blame
Scott Jensen -- Trump Republicans prayin’
A flood of blood because J.C. is a con.
Jesus Christ he don’t care, it’s all a mean con

Every time Trump’s out there snarlin’.
NRA’s out there gunnin’.
And I see he’s a crook and not wise.
Scott Jensen, that Jared Kushner’s a Jew.
Scott Jensen, and now Ivanka’s one too.
A flood of blood because J.C. is a con.
Jesus Christ he don’t care, it’s all a mean con

Here’s something you should ponder.
Forty five was a blunder.
The coup was why, that some cops have died.
Scott Jensen, a coup d’etat can be wild
Scott Jensen, all of the hatred and lies.
A flood of blood because J.C. is a con.
Jesus Christ he don’t care, it’s all a mean con

Confusion
E.L.O.

Everywhere the sun is shining.
All around the world it's shining.
But cold winds blow across your mind.
Confusion -- it's such a terrible shame.
Confusion -- you don't know what you're sayin'.
You've lost your love and you just can't carry on.
You feel there's no-one there for you to lean on.

Every night you're out there darlin'.
You're always out there runnin'.
And I see that lost look in your eyes.
Confusion, I don't know what I should do.
Confusion, I leave it all up to you.
You've lost your love and you just can't carry on.
You feel there's no-one there for you to lean on.

Dark is the road you wander.
And as you stand there under.
The starry sky,you feel sad inside.
Confusion,you know it's drivin' me wild.
Confusion,it comes as no big surprise.
You've lost your love and you just can't carry on.
You feel there's no-one there for you to lean on.

 

Such a great tune.  Kinda surprised Jeff Lynne omitted this song from his 2019 tour setlist.  Surprisingly, there just aren't any decent quality live versions of "Confusion" out there on youtube.  So I went with the official video.

From 1973 to 1981, E.L.O. played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Talk about a "time machine, bucket list" concert.  Given the opportunity, I'd go with their 1978 "Out Of The Blue" tour.

Jeff Lynne:

8-16-18, Little Caesers Arena, Detroit, MI

8-1-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

 

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#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

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