#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart

Meet MAGA-bitch James Comer (R-KY).

Comer is the Ranking Member of the House Committee on Oversight and Reform.  And he wants to launch a colonoscopy-like investigation into Hunter Biden and the "Laptop From Hell."  The problem is.. he's in the minority party.  So the best he can do is bitch, whine, and complain.  

Hmm, reminds of someone.  Hint: Orange Prolapse.

Great scene.

One of the funnier romantic comedies of the 2000 - 2010 era.

Comer Isn’t Very Smart
sonofsaf

Fuck yourself
You’re always causing strife
Always reading bible scripture
Screw yourself
All of the news is fake
Take your chances win or lose her

Pee yourself
Urine for goodness sake
Not a Jew - but Donald Trump is gay

Hate - hate yourself
The cable news is fake
And Ivanka blows

Comer isn’t very smart
Comer isn’t very smart
Fuckin’ dumbshit - yeah
Comer is a joke not smart
Comer isn’t very smart

Hey - Kushner’s a sack of shit
Daughter wife is a whore

An Orange clown
The insurrection’s why
He’s appealing to the homely
You - Trump yourself
Yeah let them all eat cake
McDonald’s is the one and only
And what else
He did the Stormy Dance
And Russian hookers they peed

Comer isn’t very smart
Comer isn’t very smart
Fuckin’ dumbshit - yeah
Comer is a joke not smart
Comer isn’t very smart

Comer isn’t very smart

Hatred and some division
The Donald sure blows
The blood of Jesus Christ will help build a wall
His Depends are a shit show
Crook a whore and creep
Trump is gonna build his great wall - no no
Comer isn’t very smart

Comer isn’t very smart

Comer isn’t very smart
Comer isn’t very smart
Fuckin’ dumbshit - yeah
Comer is a joke not smart
Comer isn’t very smart
[repeat]

Comer isn’t very smart

No obstruction and/or collusion
Daniel isn’t very smart
He is not white Sunny Delight
Donald doesn’t have a heart

Comer isn’t very smart

Comer isn’t very smart

Donald Trump’s gonna build a wall
Donald Trump’s gonna build a wall
Donald Trump’s gonna build a wall
A piece of shit

Comer isn’t very smart

 

 

Owner Of A Lonely Heart
Yes

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or lose her

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way

Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Say - you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before

Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin' one and only
You - lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own decision
They confused me so
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap
And don't you hesitate at all - no no
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
[repeat]

Owner of a lonely heart

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely heart
It will excite it will delight
It will give a better start

Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Don't deceive your free will at all
Just receive it

Owner of a lonely heart

Yes has played the Burgh 27 times.  From 1971 to the present.  Impressive. 

Surprised I've never seen them in concert.  

How about a bucket list flashback concert?  5-1-84, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA  (9012Live Tour)

When I was a little kid, there was the YES Motel about 1/4 mile from our home in Elm Grove (Wheeling, WV).  Total dump.  They had a big "YES" billboard hanging over I-70.

It would later became the Grove Terrace Motel.

So when we drove by the Yes Motel, my brother Tolkien would occasionally ask "Rick, would you like to stay at the Yes Motel?"  My reply was always the same.  "NO!"

I've always liked their vintage amenity list: 

Electric Heat, Cable T.V., Vacancy, Air Conditioning, Color T.V.

The Big Lie 100: (#618)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

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