#1463. Bolduc

Don't expect Trump to stage a rally in New Hampshire.  Despite it's battleground status, Don Bolduc, the Republican candidate for Senate, is trailing in every poll.  But even worse, he recently abandoned the Orange Prolapse!

Bolduc won his GOP primary by continually saying that the 2020 election was rigged and stolen.  However, immediately after his narrow victory, he concluded it would be in his best political interest to pivot.   

"I’ve done a lot of research on this and I have spent the past couple of weeks talking to Granite Staters all over the state, from every party, and I have come to the conclusion, and I want to be definitive about this, that the election was not stolen."

Pivot?  More like a U-turn.  Bolduc is nothing more than a militaristic clown.

 

Bolduc
sonofsaf

Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc

Coup d’etat disease, is a crime
The insurrection was outta line
Conspiracist, do tell
We’re hopin’ that he goes to hell
Yeah

Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc

Whoa!
Ivanka’s gotta job to blow
Melania's a fucking total whore
Well, Trump’s fucking up the whole wide world
Stormy's got big tits for a girl
Yeah

Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc

Trump's world was unkind
He’s gonna fuck you sodomy crime
Well GOP is not swell
A far right Senate run; with no money just won’t bode well

Bolduc
Bolduc
Don Bolduc
Bolduc
Bolduc
Yeah

 

Hold Up
Raconteurs


Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up

Had enough of these, modern times
About to drive me out of my mind
And you know this, too well
I'm hold up in my little cell
Yeah

Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up

Whoa!
Friends took me to a freak show
But I think I've seen it all before
Well, can I get a look at you girl
Maybe take a peak in your world
Yeah

Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up

Modern girl you're so kind
You're gonna help me get through this time
Well and you know me too well
You didn't break up on; you broke into my prison cell

Hold up
Hold up
I'm hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Yeah

 

Good tune.  Perhaps a little too "achy breaky head-oriented."

One of my biggest concert fails?  After a Jack White show at Stage AE, I approached the woman who was running the soundboard and asked her for a copy of the setlist.  She casually looked at me and smiled.  "Oh sweetie, Jack doesn't use a setlist.  He just plays whatever's on his mind." 

 Kudos!  Rarely does an absolute stranger make me feel like a complete and total imbecile.

The Raconteurs:

8-13-19, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Jack White:

7-27-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

4-14-22, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#638)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

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