Thursday, September 01, 2022

#1436. Chris Kice

Trump's current lawyers are Evan Corcoran and James Trusty.  Another lawyer, Alina Hobba, just went on Fox last night and admitted that he had frequent visitors inside his Mar-A-Lago office where scores of Top Secret documents were recovered.  She also claimed that Trump had previously returned all the documents in question.

 

Habba just further implicated her client and made herself a potential criminal witness.


Not too sharp.

The Orange Prolapse also just hired Chris Kice, a former Florida solicitor general with real-world experience in the US Supreme Court.  Kice has also worked under Governor Ron DeSantis (R-FL), Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) and Charlie Crist.  Today, Kice's primary focus will be getting a Special Master appointed.  In other words, he was brought in to help stall and prolong the case by any means possible.

Needless to say, Kice is on the case.

Seems really excited to be Trump's attorney.  Nobody told him he ain't gonna git paid. 



 

Chris Kice
sonofsaf

Donald’s ass is haunted, daughter wife’s a Jew
Orange Prolapse encroaches, getting closer to you
He lied, oh, how he lied
To his wife, yes his wife, and Stormy too

Oh, it's Chris Kice he’s gonna say Trump’s innocent all night and day
Mother fucker and the bullshit continues on
Gonna place blame call it fake news, when Trump knows that he’s gonna lose
And Chris Kice will fuck his wife and make her cum

Documents were chosen top secret ones are cool
The FBI search uncovered, that Donald Trump is a fool
Bad crimes, oh, bad crimes
All the lies, the big lies, and Stormy too

Oh, it's Chris Kice he’s gonna say Trump’s innocent all night and day
Mother fucker and the bullshit continues on
Gonna place blame call it fake news, when Trump knows that he’s gonna lose
And Chris Kice will fuck his wife and make her cum

Oh, it's Chris Kice he’s gonna say Trump’s innocent all night and day
Mother fucker and the bullshit continues on
Gonna place blame call it fake news, when Trump knows that he’s gonna lose
And Chris Kice will fuck his wife and make her cum


 

The Price
Twisted Sister

How long I have wanted this dream to come true
And as it approaches, I can't believe I'm through
I've tried, oh, how I've tried
For a life, yes a life, I thought I knew

Oh, it's the price we gotta pay and all the games we gotta play
Makes me wonder if it's worth it to carry on
'Cause it's a game we gotta lose, though it's a life we gotta choose
And the price is our own life until it's done

Time seems to have frozen but the mind can be fooled
As the days pass I discover, destiny just can't be ruled
Hard times, oh, hard times
For the prize, yes the prize, I thought I knew

Oh, it's the price we gotta pay and all the games we gotta play
Makes me wonder if it's worth it to carry on
'Cause it's a game we gotta lose, though it's a life we gotta choose
And the price is our own life until it's done

Oh, it's the price we gotta pay and all the games we gotta play
Makes me wonder if it's worth it to carry on
'Cause it's a game we gotta lose, though it's a life we gotta choose
And the price is our own life until it's done





My second parody of Twisted Sister's "The Price."  At the beginning of 2021, I wrote #56.  "Tom Rice."  The South Carolina Congressman got discarded in his primary as a result of directly opposing the Orange Prolapse.

Great tune.  Highly triumphant, metallurgicaly anthemic.


The Big Lie 100: (#611)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche) 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)



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