#1448. Donald Trump's Hair

Trump's hair always steals the spotlight.  Even when he wears one of his dumbshit ball caps.

 

But I prefer to focus on the Orange Prolapse in terms of his historical legacy.  That being an all-encompassing, eternal shit show.

 

On the sidewalk across from PNC Park next to Red Lot 6.  Spotted at 1:38pm on September 7, 2022.

 

 

Donald Trump’s Hair
sonofsaf

What’s the matter with Donald’s great wall
Fake news mother fucker and Fox News is on call
Trump’s always gonna blame
And so much more of the same
Because forty-five blows
There’s no doubt it’s all a shame, a shame

Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
And that is not all

Donald is homely he’s orange not white
Has fun on the golf course
He’s LIVing it right
'Cause he’s in campaign mode
And feeds on a Big Mac all day
A sandwich with some mold
There’s no doubt it’s all a shame, a shame

Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
Donald Trump’s hair (bad combover)
And that is not all

(Donald Trump’s hair)
He is a mother fucker
Whose entire family’s gay
And they’re full of crime
So much of MAGA’s very wrong
Oath Keepers stealin’ elections today
Trump has no hair

Trump’s always gonna blame
And so much more of the same
Because forty-five blows
There’s no doubt it’s all a shame
It’s all a shame

 

Yah Mo B There
James Ingram & Michael McDonald

Heavenly Father watching us fall
We take from each other and give nothing at all
Well it's a dog-gone shame
But never too late for change
So if your luck runs low
Just reach out and call His name, His name

Yah mo be there (up and over)
Yah mo be there (up and over)
Yah mo be there (up and over)
Yah mo be there (up and over)
Whenever you call

Never be lonely lost in the night
Just run from the darkness
Looking for the light
'Cause it's a long hard road
That leads to a brighter day, hey
Don't let your heart grow cold
Just reach out and call His name, His name

Yah mo be there (up and over)
Yah mo be there (up and over)
Yah mo be there (up and over)
Yah mo be there (up and over)
Whenever you call

(Yah mo be there)
You can count on it, brother
'Cause we're all just finding our way
Traveling through time
People got to keep pushing on
No matter how many dreams slip away
Yah will be there

Well it's a dog-gone shame
But never too late for change
So when your luck runs low
Just reach out and call His name
Just call His name

 

I'm a big fan of the Michael McDonald blip scenes from The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Someone posted in the comment section...  I once worked at a Jimmy Buffett Margaritaville bar/restaurant and they played the same dozen songs non-stop (Fins, Cheeseburger In Paradise, etc.).  The only thing that stopped me from killing myself was pure cowardice.

Challenging parody.  Not one I'm terribly proud of.  Very difficult lyrics.

Michael McDonald has played the Burgh solo on two occasions.  Once in 2004 at the Chevrolet Amphitheater at Station Square.  The other time at Star Lake.

Michael McDonald:

8-30-06, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Steely Dan)

The Big Lie 100: (#623)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

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