Wednesday, September 21, 2022

#1456. Budd Is Far Right

The Orange Prolapse will be protruding into Wilmington, NC this Friday night.

He'll be there in support of 2020 election denier Ted Budd in his race for U.S. Senate.


Crud will be facing off against State Supreme Court Justice Cheri Beasley (D).

Crud is currently up in the polls.  But only by an average of 1.6 points

I'm projecting a narrow Budd loss.  Beasley would be wise to follow the Josh Shapiro model here in Pennsylvania.  Come out swinging hard on abortion and women's rights.

Budd?  Bad for business.  Bad for North Carolina.  Bad for humanity.

I suspect Budd will soon find himself in the company of Lil' Marco Rubio (R-FL).  Both getting their asses handed to them by black women.  Gotta love me some Val Demings.



 

Budd Is Far Right
sonofsaf

Donald Trump’s the one and only
An Orange Prolapse for all to see
No sense of humor he ain’t funny
An asshole and that’s a guarantee
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A blow job from him’s very gay
Right, Ted Budd is far right
A blow job from him’s very gay
Ha-ha Ted Budd is far right
A blow job from him’s very gay
Yeah-yeah Ted Budd is far right
A blow job from him’s gay
He’s a douchebag tampon hey
Mar-A-Lago clown is for sale
Fake news always is the case
Spread the big lie - yeah, and tip the scale
More and more crime a disgrace
Right, far right, Ted …Budd is far right… etc.

 

Bloody Well Right
Supertramp

So you think your schooling's phony
I guess it's hard not to agree
You say it all depends on money
And who is in your family tree
Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
Right, you're bloody well right
you know you got a right to say
Ha-ha you're bloody well right
you know you're right to say
Yeah-yeah you're bloody well right
you know you're right to say
Me, I don't care anyway!
Write your problems down in detail
Take them to a higher place
You've had your cry - no, I should say wail
In the meantime hush your face
Right, quite right, you're bloody well right... etc.


 

 
Supertramp has played the Burgh only twice.  Both times at the Civic Arena.  Once in 1979 and another time in 1983.  Never seen 'em.  How on earth are these guys not in the Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame?

Singer Rodger Hodgson is definitely one of those bucket list performers.

 

The Big Lie 100: (#631)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)
 
#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)


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