#1437. Crudite

Behold!  A rare dueling Trump Dump vs. Oz Poop.

vs.

Both were spotted yesterday afternoon (8-31-22).  Just off Anderson Avenue near the HOV entrance on the North Side.  Lots of stuff going on this weekend.  Pitt vs. WVU, Pirates vs. Blue Jays series, Rib Fest, free concert at Heinz Field (The Clarks), Joe Biden, Labor Day Parade, fireworks, etc.

I'm gonna give the edge here to Dr. Oz.  A more seasoned and distinguished turd.

Hopefully, Pennsylvania voters will take note of the ongoing political shit storm.

#TrumpDump

#OzPoop

#DougASStriano

 

 

Crudite
sonofsaf

Broccoli, head for you (spread the big lie)
Celery makes him drool (spread the big lie)
Time to dine veggie crime (spread the big lie)
Wegner’s store, so refined (spread the big lie)

Hey
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite

Donald Trump, juvenile (spread the big lie)
Donald shits, fucking pile (spread the big lie)
Brussels sprouts, cabbage wins (spread the big lie)
Meat is bad fat within (spread the big lie)

Hey
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite
(Spread the big lie)
(Spread the big lie)
Hey
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite

Broccoli, head for you (spread the big lie)
Celery makes him drool (spread the big lie)
Time to dine veggie crime (spread the big lie)
Wegner’s store, so refined (spread the big lie)

Hey
Crudite
Credit
Crudite
(Spread the big lie)
(Spread the big lie)
Hey
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite

Yeah!
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite
Crudite
Veggie tray

 

Stay Away
Nirvana

Monkey see, monkey do (I don't know why)
Rather be dead than cool (I don't know why)
Every line ends in rhyme (I don't know why)
Less is more, love is blind (I don't know why)

Stay
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away

Give an inch, take a smile (I don't know why)
Fashion shits, fashion style (I don't know why)
Blow it out, keep it in (I don't know why)
Have to have poison skin (I don't know why)

Stay
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away
(I don't know why)
(I don't know why)
Stay
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away

Monkey see, monkey do (I don't know why)
Rather be dead than cool (I don't know why)
Every line ends in rhyme (I don't know why)
Less is more, love is blind (I don't know why)

Stay
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away
(I don't know why)
(I don't know why)
Stay
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away

Yeah!
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away
Stay away
God is gay

My favorite song off Nevermind is "Breed."  I became familiar with the song in the early 90's when I was moving into Oglebay Village Apartments.  Fitting I suppose.  As it was situated next door to Wheeling Station, a monster HUD development teeming with single moms and young children.

Nirvana came to the Burgh twice.  Sonic Temple in Wilkinsburg (1989) and The Graffiti in Oakland (1991).  Didn't see either show.

Speaking of graffiti, Kurt Cobain had a long history of spray painting and vandalism.  His favorite message... "God Is Gay."  It would later become the final lyrics in Stay Away.  I opted to substitute the less controversial lyric... "Veggie tray."

The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

The Big Lie 100: (#612)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

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