Sunday, September 04, 2022

#1441. Crudite

The Trump/Oz/Mastriano trio was in Pennsylvania last night at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Wilkes Barre.  That's a solid 4 1/2 hour drive from my house in Pittsburgh.    


Smithfield St, Pittsburgh PA.  Spotted on 9-3-22. 


A massive human Trump Dump trifecta.  Dr. Oz along with #TrumpDump and #Asstriano.  

Hey, at least Trump and Mastriano have actually resided in the Keystone State.

 

Dr. Oz shakes Trump's small hand at last night's shit show.

Rumor has it, that just after shaking the hand of the Orange Prolapse, Mehmet discreetly used a tiny spritz of hand sanitizer from behind the podium.  Can't say I blame him.

Trump, the loser, spent the majority of the evening referring to President Joe Biden, the winner... as an "enemy of the state."  But while the crowd was chanting "USA! USA!, Oz was spotted in the background, mumbling "Turkey Yay!  Turkey Yay!"  When asked about it later, Oz claimed it was more of a "tribute to tryptophan" and a general celebration of the American Thanksgiving holiday.  

Oz was not necessarily pledging allegiance to his native homeland.  Good of him to clear that up. 



 

Crudite
sonofsaf

Crudite’s what Oz wants
But such a shame because inflation
Fake, fake, fake news it seems
Upon a Donald Trump inspection

There’s no bones, Oz in the veggie zone
You know it’s true, maybe
Salsa dear
A bag of carrots here
Tequila bottle near
You know he’s lying ooh ooh ooh ooh

No, no, no Oz is not
From Bloomsburg and/or wherever
He, he, he’s outta state
Perhaps the world, not very clever

Radish for you
A head of broccoli too
Kohlrabi too, maybe
Do not fear, the cauliflower’s near
Campaign’s spreading fear
You know he’s lying ooh ooh ooh ooh

Trump never says he’s sorry
And Trump enjoys spreading fear
Trump’s praying gonna stop the steal
Liz is on the case
Cheney is trying

Coup coup coup there’s no delay
An insurrection’s also called a coup
The day, day, day 1-6 hey
Fetterman sings, veggie tray for you

Radish for you, a head of broccoli too
Kohlrabi too, maybe
Do not fear, the cauliflower’s near
Campaign’s spreading fear
You know he’s lying ooh ooh ooh ooh

 

Say Say Say
Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson

Say, say, say what you want
But don't play games with my affection
Take, take, take what you need
But don't leave me with no direction

All alone, I sit home by the phone
Waiting for you, baby
Through the years
How can you stand to hear
My pleading for you dear?
You know I'm crying ooh ooh ooh ooh

Go, go, go where you want
But don't leave me here forever
You, you, you stay away
So long girl, I see you never

What can I do
Girl to get through to you?
Cause I love you, baby
Standing here, baptisted in all my tears
Baby through the years
You know I'm crying ooh ooh ooh ooh

You never ever worry
And you never shed a tear
You saying that my love ain't real
Just look at my face
These tears ain't drying

You, you, you can never say
That I'm not the one who really loves you
I pray, pray, pray every day
That you'll see things, girl like I do

What can I do girl, to get through to you?
Cause I love you baby
Standing here baptised in all my tears
Baby through the years
You know I'm crying, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh



Incidentally, if you're planning to protest an Oz appearance or MAGA rally in Pennsylvania, just wait until the deafening "USA! USA!" chant begins to dissipate.  And then start chanting... "Crudite! Crudite!"


Say Say Say was never played live in concert.  If you're really desperate for a live version (I am not), here's a cover band called ReCartney.  It's decent I suppose.

Michael Jackson did a 3 night stand at the Civic Arena back in 1988.  The Jacksons performed 6 concerts at the Civic Arena (1971 - 1981).  I've never seen the Gloved One perform live.  

However, I have made the pilgrimage to Macca on a few occasions.


Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Crudite Compilation Top 10:

#1407.  Crudite Night Is So Delighting (Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting --- Elton John)

#1408.  Crudite (Holiday --- Madonna)

#1409.  Crudite (Holiday --- Scorpions)

#1410.  Crudite (Day By Day --- The Hooters)

#1411.  Let's Get Crudite (Let's Go All The Way --- Sly Fox)

#1412.  Crudite (Fly Away --- Lenny Kravitz)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Beach Boys --- Surfin' U.S.A.)

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite)

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

 

The Big Lie 100: (#616)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)
 
#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)


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