#1450. J.D.

Another 9/11 anniversary will come and go.  

Kinda makes you wonder what the next 9/11 might look like.  

Hint #1: Later this afternoon, at 3 pm, there will be exactly 9 NFL games coinciding with 11 MLB games. 

Hint #2: Everyone has a cell phone.

Meanwhile, in other news, J.D. Vance is all on board the Trump Train for Senate in Ohio.  So's Mike DeWine for Governor.  Big Save America rally next Saturday night in Youngstown.  And the conductor is none other than the Orange Prolapse. 

Spotted on the Andy Warhol Bridge.  10:48am.  9-11-22.

To the best of my knowledge, this is the first ever Ohio #TrumpDump.  Likely the shit of a small dog.

 

J.D.
sonofsaf

He will fuck you, he’s a queer
Fake news is a crime, a crime of despair
An Orange clown, not too smart
Small hands and fingers, eats Big Macs a la carte

And Stormy D.’s chest
Her tits are the best
Gonna milk and feed you
Gonna milk and feed
She’s gonna feed you

State of O-HI-O Ryan ran against a cunt
Asshole of shit his shit was a flood of blood
Trump is wrong has a tiny bone
All along Donald’s been so unkind
All along, he’s been committing crime

So, J.D., pledge allegiance to an orange clown
Melania’s a whore whose pussy is a cash cow
Oh, J.D., do you know that Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Trump is stinking and plotting a coup, coup d’etat for you

Trump’s a clown, nothing’s free
Wish he had cancer, McDonald’s just wait and see
Donald’s a clown, not so smart
With his small hands and fingers eats Big Macs a la carte

And Stormy D.’s chest
Her tits are the best
Gonna milk and feed you
Gonna milk and feed
She’s gonna feed you

So, J.D., pledge allegiance to an orange clown
Melania’s a whore whose pussy is a cash cow
Oh, J.D., do you know that Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew
Trump is stinking and plotting a coup, coup d’etat for you
Trump is stinking and plotting a coup, J.D., is too

 

Lady
Little River Band

Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need
I'm gonna need you

A long time ago I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time

So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
Oh, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinking that I don't want you, 'cause maybe I do

Look around, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart

And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need
I'm gonna need you

So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
Oh, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinking that I don't want you, 'cause maybe I do
Don't be thinking that I don't want you, lady, I do

Great tune.  Excellent songwriters.  From 1979 to 2021, the Little River Band has played the Burgh a grand total of 8 times.  In 2006, I drove the usual Bell-Dirty suspects to the Pepsi Cola Roadhouse in Burgettstown for their concert.  I slipped inside at the end for the Lonesome Loser closer & Lady encore.  However, no ticket stub = no formal acknowledgment of said concert.     

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)

 

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

 

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

 

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

 

 

The Big Lie 100: (#625)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

 

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