Wednesday, April 20, 2022

#1172. Vance Is Gay

Google the term "sycophantic piece of shit" and you'll invariably see a picture of Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance.  Much like Trump, he's become quite the "biggie-sized tweet deleter."

Before...

 


 After...

(When asked questions about any of his past statements regarding Trump)

"I was wrong.  And I'm sorry."

Now THAT... is one succinct political fucking cunt.



Vance Is Gay
sonofsaf

Donald has a master plan
Eradicate the Mexicans
And he can make a porn star squeal
And he wrote the Art Of The Steal.

Mar-a-Lago stays
J.D. Vance is gay
Oh the nights and days
With you, Jew, and Jared Kushner too
Sodomy, Jew, baruch atah fuck you
I said

Vance is gay, love

Trump’s a baby doesn’t share
A prolapse rose and hair, hair, hair
And Trump’s a baby big fat rear
The Orange Prolapse is coming here

Mar-a-Lago stays
J.D. Vance is gay
Oh the nights and days
With you, Jew, and Jared Kushner too
Sodomy, Jew, baruch atah fuck you
I said

Vance is gay, love
Vance is gay
Vance is gay, love

Trump’s a baby do not fist
But in his mouth, feel free to piss
Between his thighs, a cunt for you
Big Mac for him and fries for you
Big Mac for him and fries for you
Big Mac for him and fries for you
Big Mac for him and fries for you
Big Mac for him
Small fries for you

Mar-a-Lago stays
J.D. Vance is gay
Oh the nights and days
With you, Jew, and Jared Kushner too
Sodomy, Jew, baruch atah fuck you
I said

Vance is gay

Vance is gay, love
Vance is gay

Vance is gay, love
Vance is gay

Vance is gay, love
Vance is gay

Vance is gay, love

 

Dance Hall Days
Wang Chung

Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high hand stand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel

We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you, and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
I said

Dance hall days, love

Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
And take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears

We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you, and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
I said

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days, love

Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth, an amethyst
And in her eyes, two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her
And she needs you

We were so in phase
In our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When I, you, and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true
I said

Dance hall days, love

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days

Dance hall days, love
Dance hall days

Dance hall days, love




Underrated tune.  Maybe I'll try "J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right."  (Everybody Have Fun Tonight)

Wang Chung has played the Burgh 3 times.  Back in their heyday at the Civic Arena (1984).  Once at Star Lake in 2000 on one of those retro 80's tours along with Gene Loves Jezebel, A Flock of Seagulls & Missing Persons.  And a final stop at the now defunct Rex Theater in 2010.  Never seen' em.  So technically speaking, I have never officially been Wanged in the Chung.

I'd normally include parodies like this in the Big Lie 100.  But Vance is just such an obvious, fuckin' phony sell-out.  He's well deserving of his own subset category.


Fuck J.D. Vance Top 10: (give peace a chance top 10)

 
#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)
 
#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)
 
#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)
 
#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)
 
#514J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)
 
#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

Please do not share this material with J.D. Vance and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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