#1166. Vance Is White

A few days ago, the Orange Prolapse issued a rare "qualified" endorsement of Ohio Republican Senate candidate J.D. Vance. 

"Like some others, J.D. Vance may have said some not so great things about me in the past, but he gets it now, and I have seen that in spades.  He is our best chance for victory in what could be a very tough race."

Not to state the obvious, but Trump's rationale in selecting Vance is entirely based on the notion that he's famous.  He's on tv.  Trump perceives them as fellow celebrities.  Just like Mehmet Oz, Herschel Walker, Sarah Palin, etc.   

Vance Is White
sonofsaf

Everybody J.D. Vance is white
Everybody J.D. wants to fight
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right

Everybody let’s adVance the clown
Everybody J.D.’s lost and found
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right

[Chorus:]
Well don’t be critical of race he will fuck you
He will stick his dick in your asshole too

Everybody J.D. Vance is white
Everybody J.D. wants to fight
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right

[Whistling]

Well don’t be critical of race he will fuck you
He will stick his dick in your asshole too

Everybody J.D. beats his meat
Everybody his small hands and feet
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right

[Bridge:]
Everybody J.D. Vance is white
Everybody J.D. wants to fight
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right

Everybody he loves Trump no doubt
Everybody he’s the cunt devout
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right

Well don’t be critical of race he will fuck you
He will stick his dick in your asshole too

Everybody J.D. Vance is white
Everybody J.D. wants to fight
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right
Everybody's lovin' the extreme far right
Everybody J.D. Vance is white alright

 

Dance Tonight
Paul McCartney

Everybody gonna dance tonight
Everybody gonna feel alright
Everybody gonna dance around tonight

Everybody gonna dance around
Everybody gonna hit the ground
Everybody gonna dance around tonight

[Chorus:]
Well you can come on to my place if you want to
You can do anything you want to do

Everybody gonna dance tonight
Everybody gonna feel alright
Everybody gonna dance around tonight

[Whistling]

Well you can come on to my place if you want to
You can do anything you want to do

Everybody gonna stamp their feet
Everybody's gonna feel the beat
Everybody wonna dance around tonight

[Bridge:]
Everybody's gonna dance tonight
Everybody gonna feel alright
Everybody gonna dance around tonight

Everybody gonna jump and shout
Everybody gonna sing it out
Everybody gonna dance around tonight

Well you can come on to my place if you want to
You can do anything you want to do

Everybody gonna dance tonight
Everybody gonna feel alright
Everybody gonna dance around tonight
Everybody gonna dance around tonight
Everybody gonna feel alright tonight

 

Paul McCartney:

2-12-90, Riverfront Coliseum, Cincinnati, OH

4–29-02, Gund Arena, Cleveland, OH

8-18-10, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-7-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Fuck J.D. Vance Top 10: (give peace a chance)

 

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

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