#1452. Tudor Dixon

The Michigan State Supreme Court just ruled that abortion will be on the ballot.  This puts Republican gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon in a bad position.  After all, she's a diehard pro-lifer from the millisecond of conception.  

Rape?  You're fucked.  Incest?  You're family fucked.  Life of the mother?  You're dead.

Correction:  The Orange Prolapse endorses Tudor Dixon for Governor in Michigan.

 

 

Tudor Dixon
sonofsaf

She is Tudor Dixon, gonna take a fall,
She is Tudor Dixon, gonna build a wall,
Trump’s a fucking baby bloated full of gas
Stormy with a strap-on, she fucked him in the ass

If you think Trump’s a king with a great master plan
Any wonder,
Tudor Dixon’s very gay

She is Tudor Dixon, knows just where she stands,
No legal abortion, rape and incest fan,
No more immigration, border crossing’s wrong,
Our country is blame free, can’t get along

If you think Trump’s a king with a great master plan
Any wonder,
Tudor Dixon’s very gay

She is Tudor Dixon, GOP will pray
She is Tudor Dixon, Michigan’s not in play,
Trump’s a fucking baby bloated full of gas,
Stormy with a strap-on, she fucked him in the ass

If you think Trump’s a king with a great master plan
Any wonder, Tudor Dixon’s very gay, no, no, no

 

Superstition
Stevie Wonder

Very superstitious, writings on the wall,
Very superstitious, ladders 'bout to fall,
Thirteen-months-old baby broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition ain't the way

Very superstitious, wash your face and hands,
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can,
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin' strong,
You don't wanna save me, sad is my song

When you believe in things that you don't understand,
Then you suffer,
Superstition ain't the way, yeah, yeah

Very superstitious, nothin' more to say,
Very superstitious, the devil's on his way,
Thirteen-months-old baby broke the lookin' glass,
Seven years of bad luck, good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand,
Then you suffer, superstition ain't the way, no, no, no

 

From 1963 to 2015, Stevie Wonder has played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  

Stevie Wonder:

10-19-15, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#627)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder) 

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