#1459. Hung Cao

Virginia Republican 10th District candidate Hung Cao has a message for his "liberal friends" about gun safety.

E-gad!  Just what Congress needs.  Another pseudo-intellectual, semi-automatic fanatic.  

He'll face off against incumbent Jennifer Wexton (D-VA) in the quickly approaching general election.  And he will lose.

I don't particularly care for Hung Cao.  But as far as Asian cuisine goes, I do like Kung Pao.

 Hey, Saf likes his chicken spicy.

Hung Cao
sonofsaf

Donald Trump is causing sorrow,
He’s a piece of shit all the way
Talkin’ smack on the Dems,
Fucked up, Donald Trump is gay, ah
Wish Trump was dead, not the nominee
Now Republicans are believin’
He’s not a man, never eatin’ crudite, hey
C’mon that, Donald Trump’s a clown
Hung Cao, hey
Is causing sorrow
Hung Cao,
C'mon, your guns are king
Hung Cao,
Coup d’etat to foment, bullshit
His name’s Hung Cao
C’mon your guns are king
Prolapse meat, fake news it’s bulging,
Orange Jesus an ugly face, no
MAGA crowd losing traction,
Dick’s so little that’s the case, oh,
Stormy D. regret, her tits will haunt
FBI raids Mar-A-Lago,
Fat tub of lard, he’s getting sleazier, whoa,
Crash and burn, c'mon Donald Trump’s a clown
Hung Cao, hey
Is causing sorrow
Hung Cao,
C'mon, your guns are king
Hung Cao,
Coup d’etat to foment, bullshit
His name’s Hung Cao
C’mon your guns are king
Sweet home Virginia, Hung Cao
Twat and a stupid whore
Oh, yeah, Hung Cao

[Solo]

Hung Cao, hey
Is causing sorrow
Hung Cao,
C'mon, your guns are king
Hung Cao,
Coup d’etat to foment, and he’s bullshit,
Hung Cao
Hung Cao, oh, Hung Cao
Culture canceling
Trump is a clown
Hung Cao
He’s Hung Cao
Oh,
He’s a, twat and a stupid whore
Donald Trump’s a clown

 

Right Now
Van Halen

Don't wanna wait til tomorrow,
Why put it off another day?
One more walk through problems,
Built up, and stand in our way ,ah
One step ahead, one step behind me
Now you gotta run to get even
Make future plans, don't dream about yesterday, hey
C'mon turn, turn this thing around
Right now, hey
It's your tomorrow
Right now,
C'mon,it's everything
Right now,
Catch a magic moment, do it
Right here and now
It means everything
Miss the beat, you lose the rhythm,
And nothing falls into place, no
Only missed by a fraction,
Slipped a little off your pace, oh,
The more things you get, the more you want,
Just trade in one for the other,
Workin so hard, to make it easier, whoa,
Got to turn, c'mon turn this thing around
Right now, hey
It's your tomorrow
Right now,
C'mon, it's everything
Right now,
Catch that magic moment, do it
Right here and now
It means everything
It's enlightened me, right now
What are you waitin for
Oh, yeah, right now

[Solo]

Right now, hey
It's your tomorrow
Right now,
C'mon, it's everything
Right now,
Catch that magic moment, and do it right,
Right now
Right now, oh, Right now
It's what's happening?
Right here and now
Right now
It's right now
Oh,
Tell me, what are you waiting for
Turn this thing around

Damn this song sucks.  Absolutely atrocious.  

 

Not sure which is worse.  The original version or my godawful parody.

 

Van Halen:

6-15-88, Three Rivers Stadium, Pitttsburgh, PA (Monsters of Rock)
6-23-88, Rubber Bowl, Akron, OH (Monsters of Rock)
6-29-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
3-21-08, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
3-30-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

7-28-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

 

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#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

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#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

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#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

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#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

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#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

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#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

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