#1444. Mehmet Oz

I usually post one of my parody songs accompanied with some hateful, disparaging remarks directed at an Orange Prolapse-endorsed politician.  But with Dr. Oz it's difficult to keep up.  

So instead, I'm going to share a couple of drawings from my friendly 5 year old neighbor, the brother of Mt. Everest. 

Our house.

From our driveway.  (my car: 2016 Subaru Impreza.  Mason's work vehicle: 2016 Ford Explorer)

As for Pennsylvania U.S. Senate candidate Dr. Oz... uh, he's a joke.  And he's a Turkish carpet riding, carpet bagging charlatan.  If I was with the MeidasTouch PAC, I'd put out a cartoon internet ad of Oz wearing a gaudy Sultan hat...

and stick him on an ostentatious, magical flying carpet

 

 

... flying over PA

 

shouting out... "Vote for me!  I'm a Steelers, Pirates and Penguins fan!  I love Pittsburgh!  Vote for me!  I'm a Nittany Lions fan!  I love Penn State!  Vote for me!  I'm an Eagles, Phillies and Flyers fan!  I love Philadelphia!

Best of all, I'm in love with Pennsylvania!"

Mehmet Oz
sonofsaf

A Muslim screw
From Turkey no doubt
‘Lection fraud’s a crime
Donald’s not a king
Nothing’s free
It’s a PA sell
Mehmet Oz
Mehmet Oz
His, his wife has never moaned
Yeah his, his wife has never moaned
Mehmet Oz
Mehmet Oz

He’s coast to coast
But not from nearby you

Mehmet Oz
Mehmet Oz

His, his wife has never moaned
Yeah his, I think his wife has never moaned
Mehmet Oz
Mehmet Oz

Donald ’n Mehmet
A clown show of shit
Stormy Daniels doncha know
Cashed in with her tits

Yeah his, his wife has never moaned
Oz’s, ohh his wife has never moaned
Mehmet Oz
Mehmet Oz
Mehmet Oz

Just Because
Jane’s Addiction

If I were you
I'd better watch out
When was the last time
You did anything
Not for me
Or any one else
Just because?
Just because?
You, you really should have known
Yeah you, you really should have known
Just because
Just because

You got the most
But nobody loves you
Nobody has to
Just because
Just because

You, you really should have known
Yeah you, I think you really should have known
Just because
Just because

When we first met
We passed around gifts
That was a long time ago
And yours didn''t fit

Yeah you, you really should have known
Yeah you, oh you really should have known
Just because
Just because
Just because

This song is kinda meh.  Pales in comparison to their earlier material.

So Saf, which one's better?  Nothing Shocking or Ritual de lo Habitual.  That's admittedly a tough call.  Probably go with Ritual. 

Jane’s Addiction:

5-7-91, A.J. Palumbo Center, Pittsburgh, PA
7-19-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Lollapalooza)
7-10-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Porno for Pyros:

8-20-93, I.C. Light Amphitheatre, Pittsburgh, PA (the same night I saw "Fugazi's penis" in an alley outside the Metropol in the Strip District.  Long story short, I heckled some guy from the band while he was taking a piss).

The Big Lie 100: (#619)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

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