#1472. Roger Stone

Things aren't looking good for 2020 coup plotter and Orange Prolapse admirer, Roger Stone.

At their next meeting, the 1-6 Committee plans to reveal some documentary footage of Stone.  Him saying stuff like... "Fuck voting, shoot to kill." And "let's get right to the violence."

Stone immediately issued a statement that the footage was a "deep fake" and regardless "he was just kidding anyway."  Uh, yeah.  Right!

Rachel Carson St. Bridge (9-30-22, 10:47am).  Spotted a day after the publication of this post.  A Trump Dump of epic proportions.  So incredibly titanic that I decided to go back and edit this particular blog entry.  And yes... it is human excrement. 

One must really wonder.  Exactly who is ultimately responsible for these Trump Dumps?  Who's the culprit?  Regardless of his true identity, I'm going to start labeling him as "The Shitting Bandit."  A spin-off of the Kissing Bandit from Happy Days.  Also, the Online Bandit of St. Clairsville.

I've noticed that this guy, whoever the fuck he is, has a greater proclivity for taking on a crap on the Rachel Carson Bridge... as opposed to the Andy Warhol Bridge.  Now the Roberto Clemente Bridge is currently shut down for extended construction and was generally free of excrement.  But damn, what if he "christens" the Clemente Bridge on the same night of its grand reopening to traffic?

 

Roger Stone
sonofsaf

Donald’s insurrection
Ivanka’s a fuckin’ whore
I forgot to mention
Kushner has a job to blow

Proud Boys all love Roger Stone
Oath Keepers love Roger Stone

Gonna be a big fight
Much to all of their delight
Trump’s relying on the rednecks
And townies who love forty-five

Proud Boys all love Roger Stone
He’ll fuck you
Oath Keepers love Roger Stone

Ivanka Kushner is a Jew
Cum dumpster who wants the government to implode
She’ll always blow and sometimes screw
Cum dumpster who’s fucked up for her daddy’s big show

Allegiance they pledge
‘Cause Donald Trump has enemies
And Hang Mike Pence they pledge
McDonald’s and the density

Proud Boys all love Roger Stone
I'm gonna take you
Oath Keepers love Roger Stone
Proud Boys all love Roger Stone
Oath Keepers love Roger Stone

Highway to the danger zone
Some fake news for you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
Some fake news for you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
Some fake news for you
Right into the danger zone

 

Danger Zone
Kenny Loggins

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go

Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Headin' into twilight
Spreadin' out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin' off the deck
And shovin' into overdrive

Highway to the danger zone
I'll take you
Right into the danger zone

They never say "Hello" to you
Until you get it on the red-line overload
You'll never know what you can do
Until you get it up as high as you can go

Out along the edge
Is always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone

Highway to the danger zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the danger zone

This my second parody of the Kenny Loggins Top Gun classic.  Last year, I wrote #94.  Michael Cohen.

From 1978 to 1993, K-Log played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.  Never seen him live.

The Big Lie 100: (#647)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

#1469.  Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1470.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#1471.  Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)

#1472.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins) 

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