#1465. Vance Is A Cunt

Ohio Senate candidate J.D. Vance wants all abortion outlawed.  Even in cases of rape or incest.

His rationale? Well, two wrongs don't make a right.

Last year, Vance and his Indian wife Usha Chilukuri (a former law clerk for Brett "less filling, tastes great" Kavanaugh), welcomed a baby girl into the world.  Congratulations!

If his daughter Mirabel Rose Vance...

...ever gets raped and impregnated, let's hope she doesn't have to rely on a scenario where "father knows best."  I guess she'd have to make the trek to neighboring Pennsylvania for an abortion.  Fortunately it's a quick drive.

Regardless, if that doesn't pan out, maybe daddy could arrange a forced marriage.  You know... so he wouldn't have to feel the unwelcome shame of coping with a bastard grandchild.

 

 

Vance Is A Cunt
sonofsaf

Donald whines
But he is the best
The big lies and the sin of pride
But he is the best
Donald Trump’s lying
Butt all the while
He’s still the best
His ass crack Orange Prolapse attacks
He’s still the best
Donald Trump’s lying

‘Cause J.D. Vance is a cunt
Vance is a cunt - hillbilly con
J.D. Vance is a cunt
J.D. Vance is a cunt - silicon con
That Vance is a cunt
Vance is a cunt - O-HI-O con
Vance is a cunt
J.D. Vance is a cunt
J.D. Vance is a cunt - O-HI-O con
Hillbilly con
Silicon con
O-HI-O con

Donald Trump’s a retard
Kim Jong’s ill
Because Donald Trump’s a retard
Kim Jong’s ill
Kim Jong’s ill

Stormy blows
Stormy’s the best
Trump isn’t thin, he can’t win
Stromy’s the best
Donald Trump’s lying
Fake news shows
Stormy’s the best
Very crass, piece of ass
Stormy’s the best
Donald Trump’s lying

‘Cause J.D. Vance is a cunt
Vance is a cunt - hillbilly con
That J.D Vance is a cunt
That Vance is a cunt - silicon con
That Vance is a cunt
That Vance is a cunt - O-HI-O con
Vance is a cunt
J.D. Vance is a cunt - O-HI-O con

Hillbilly con
Silicon con
O-HI-O con

Donald Trump’s a retard
Kim’s dong
Donald Trump’s a retard
Kim’s dong
Donald Trump’s a retard
Kim’s dong
Donald Trump’s a retard
Kim’s dong’s ill
Donald Trump is ill

 

Eminence Front
The Who

The sun shines
And people forget
The spray flies as the speedboat glides
And people forget
Forget they're hiding
The girls smile
And people forget
The snow packs as the skier tracks
And people forget
Forget they're hiding

Behind an eminence front
Eminence front - It's a put on
It's an Eminence front
It's an Eminence front - It's a put on
An Eminence front
Eminence front - It's a put on
Eminence front
It's an Eminence front
It's an Eminence front - It's a put on
It's a put on
It's a put on
It's a put on

Come and join the party
Dress to kill
Won't you come and join the party
Dress to kill
Dress to kill

The drinks flow
People forget
That big wheel spins, the hair thins
People forget
Forget they're hiding
The news slows
People forget
The shares crash, hopes are dashed
People forget
Forget they're hiding

Behind an eminence front
An Eminence front - it's a put on
It's just an Eminence front
An Eminence front - It's a put on
An Eminence front
An Eminence front- It's a put on
Eminence front
It's an Eminence front - It's a put on

It's a put on
It's a put on
It's a put on

Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to
Come on join the party
Dress to kill
Dress yourself to kill

Coincidentally enough, I recently saw The Who.  Er uh, the other Hu:

The Hu:

9-21-22, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA

They opened for Megadeth and Five Finger Death Cunt.

Those spirited Mongolians should really pull off a Who cover.  Maybe Pete Townsend solo.  How about a cover of "Let My Love Open The Door?"  #1251. Ivanka Trump Is A Whore.

The Who:

7-16-89, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA

6-29-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

12-11-06, Value City Arena, Columbus, OH

11-11-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

3-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA

5-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Fuck J.D. Vance: (give peace a chance top 10)

 

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance --- Ratt)

 

#435.  Team Vance (Let's Dance --- David Bowie)

 

#502.  Vote For J.D. Vance (Saint Of Circumstance --- Grateful Dead)

 

#503.  Vance (France --- Grateful Dead)

 

#514.  J.D. Vance For Me (Take A Chance On Me --- ABBA)

 

#1164.  Vance Whore (Dancefloors --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1166.  Vance Is White (Dance Tonight --- Paul McCartney)

#1172.  Vance Is Gay (Dance Hall Days --- Wang Chung)

#1183.  J.D. Vance Is A Cunt That's Right (Everybody Have Fun Tonight --- Wang Chung)

 

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

 

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

 

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

The Big Lie 100: (#640)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

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