#1462. Meet Mehmet

Mehmet Oz just put out a new ad attacking my man John Fetterman.

So directly below is my fecal rebuttal.

 

Spotted at the Residence Inn, directly across from the PNC Park home plate entrance along West General Robinson Avenue.  

This particular #TrumpDump went live at 12:42pm on 9-23-22. 

Question:  Who is Dr. Oz's favorite NFL Team? 

Answer:  He has a record 8 favorite teams.  One in New York (Bills).  Two in New Jersey (Jets & Giants).  Three in Florida (Buccaneers, Dolphins, Jaguars).  And two in Pennsylvania (Steelers, Eagles).

 

Meet Mehmet
sonofsaf

Meet Mehmet
Meet Mehmet
So fucked up ‘cause he’s Mehmet
Stormy’s titties
Donald’s life
Adultery has sure pissed off Trump’s wife
Because Mehmet wants to build a great wall; all the while he’s sucking Trump’s balls!
Despise
Big lies
Donald Trump’s a god damn clown
Oz loves the J-E-T-S Jets a Jersey clown
Oh, the Clippers and the Lakers and the Hollywood elite
Big Pharma show? To meet Mehmet!
Oh, Oz’s lyin’ and stealin’ and he’s fuckin’ Trump’s ass deep
Big Pharma show? To meet Mehmet!
Ivanka’s a Jew father’s orange it’s true
It’s all fucked up ‘cause Trump’s in town
‘Cause crudite and Wegner’s love
Mehmet New Jersey clown!
Vodka to sell!
Liquor is bland!
We know that the insurrection was planned
Senate plans meet Mehmet
So fucked up ‘cause he’s Mehmet
Stormy’s titties
Donald’s life
Adultery has sure pissed off Trump’s wife
Because Mehmet wants to build a great wall; all the while he’s sucking Trump’s balls!
Despise
Big lies
Donald Trump’s a god damn clown
Oz loves the J-E-T-S Jets a Jersey clown

 

Meet The Mets
Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz

meet the mets
meet the mets
step right up and greet the mets!
bring your kiddies
bring your wife;
guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the mets are really sockin’ the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall!a AJ
eastside
westside
everybody’s coming down
to meet the m-e-t-s mets of new york town!
oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the streets
where did they go? to meet the mets!
oh, they’re hollerin’ and cheerin’ and they’re jumpin’ in their seats
where did they go? to meet the mets!
all the fans are true to the orange and blue
so hurry up and come on down –
’cause we’ve got ourselves a ball club
the mets of new york town!
give ’em a yell!
give ’em a hand!
and let ’em know your rootin’ in the stand!
come on and meet the mets
meet the mets
step right up and greet the mets!
bring your kiddies
bring your wife;
guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the mets are really sockin’ the ball; knocking those home runs over the wall!
eastside
westside
everybody’s coming down
to meet the m-e-t-s mets of new york town!
of new york town!

How many times have I seen the Mets?  Believe it or not, I actually keep track of this shit.

9-15-06, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
8-18-08, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
6-8-16, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
7-28-18, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

So guess who's in town tonight?  Yep, it's the New York Mets.  Also, to a lesser extent, the Avett Brothers at Stage AE.  

Not sure which one I'd least wish to attend.  

We're heading down to tailgate.  I doubt we'll go to either event.

The Big Lie 100: (#637)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

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