#1460. Hung Cao

Female Democrats need to make male Republicans own the pro-life fanaticism they've spent decades cultivating.  Take Hung Cao for instance.  He's running against incumbent Jennifer Wexton in the swing state of Virginia.

Hung Cao website... How is it that bacteria on Mars is considered life, but a viable fetus is not? Every pre-born child is a human being deserving of protection as the most vulnerable members of our society. As the parent of an adopted child, I know there are many wonderful Americans yearning to welcome a child into their home and love them. I have dedicated a lifetime to protect ALL Americans, born or unborn.

Vague policy statements like these, which don't even bother to mention serious considerations for rape, incest, health and life of the mother, and/or viability of the fetus... need to be called out.

Just like the soccer moms helped Clinton/Gore int he 90's, "mid-term moms" are the key to victory in 2022.  Wexton would be wise to exploit the abortion issue at every available opportunity.  And while you're at it, always feel free to make the election a referendum on the Orange Prolapse, the big lie, and the failed coup of 2020.  That... is the roadmap for Democrats keeping the House and Senate.

 

Hung Cao
sonofsaf

Adult bookstore
Don’t ask why
Giuliani Rudy
Spreading the big lie
The big lie
In a political space
Coup just in case

Bad encounter
Trump disease
Fuckin’ Joe the Plumber
Donald’s enemies
Enemies
A Jerry Seinfeld bizarro  
But it’s a Trump Gestapo

Stormy D. is a whore
Donald Trump’s a clown
Could be gay
Same ‘ol shit
Do not fear
Bullshit
Such a clown
Suck a dick Hung Cao
He is such a queer

Orange Prolapse meat
Steals the show
Kiss his bulging anus
Goin’ with the flow
Doncha know
Insurrection way’s the game
And Trump’s to blame

Fuck Ivanka
In the cunt
Jared’s own stupid words
He’s a Jewish son
Jewboy son
Doesn’t know what is wrong from right
Sucks Trump’s cock day and night

Stormy D. is a whore
Donald Trump’s a clown
Could be gay
Same ‘ol shit
Do not fear
Bullshit
Such a clown
Suck a dick Hung Cao
He is such a queer

 

Black Cow
Steely Dan

In the corner
Of my eye
I saw you in Rudy's
You were very high
You were high
It was a cryin' disgrace
They saw your face

On the counter
By your keys
Was a book of numbers
And your remedies
One of these
Surely will screen out the sorrow
But where are you tomorrow

I can't cry anymore
While you run around
Break away
Just when it
Seems so clear
That it's
Over now
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here

Down to Greene Street
There you go
Lookin' so outrageous
And they tell you so
You should know
How all the pros play the game
You change your name

Like a gangster
On the run
You will stagger homeward
To your precious one
I'm the one
Who must make everything right
Talk it out till daylight

I don't care anymore
Why you run around
Break away
Just when it
Seems so clear
That it's
Over now
Drink your big black cow
And get out of here

Great tune.  Favorite Steely Dan song?  Probably Aja or Do It Again.  Too many to choose from.

Since 1974, Steely Dan has played the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.  Even if you're not a fan, you gotta admit that the quality of their musicianship, both live and in the studio, is absolutely flawless.

Steely Dan:

7-2-00, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-30-06, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA 

7-7-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

10-8-18, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA

11-22-21, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#635)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

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