#1453. Richard Woods

Trump is now endorsing a candidate for "State Superintendent" in the Peach State.  What's next?  Dog catcher?  Sanitation warrior?  Dildo inserter?   For those who've conveniently forgotten... Georgia is where the Orange Prolapse needed 11,780 votes.  Just that one additional vote necessary to score the victory.

 

No offense... but this guy looks like he might actually be mentally retarded.  And it's his own campaign photo to boot.  Seriously, it's simply not a good look in the realm of higher education.

Richard Woods
sonofsaf

Richard!  Richard!  Why are you blowing the men in this town?
Richard!  Richard!  Why are you blowing the men in this town?
Richard!  Richard!  Why are you blowing the men in this town?
Richard!  Richard!  Why do you blow?

Donald Trump’s a whiner

Donald Trump’s a whiner
Donald Trump’s a whiner
Donald Trump’s a whiner
Donald Trump’s a whiner

Fuck you Mr. Woods.
I don’t feel good (don’t feel good) about Woods!
I don’t feel good (don’t feel good) about Woods!
I don’t feel good (don’t feel good) about Woods!
I don’t feel good (don’t feel good) about Woods!

 

 

Harry Hood
Phish

Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out
Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out
Harry! Harry! Where do you go when the lights go out
Harry! Harry! Where do you go?

Thank you Mr. Miner

Thank you Mr. Miner
Thank you Mr. Miner
Thank you Mr. Miner
Thank you Mr. Miner

Thank you Mr. Hood
I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!
I can feel good (I feel good) about Hood!

What's the better set closer?  Antelope or Harry Hood?  Gotta go with the former.

Regardless, nothing beats a good glowstick war.

Phish:

12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-2-22, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH 

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#628)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

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