#1481. Poor Sandy Smith

From one ginger to another ginger... last month the Orange Prolapse endorsed Sandy Smith for North Carolina's 1st District.

And Smith is racking up some other "high" profile endorsements.  A list of big lie purveyors that extends well beyond the Tar Heel state.  Michael Flynn, Jenna Ellis, Roger Stone, Joe Arpaio, Paul Gosar, Scott Perry, Elise Stefanik, Ronna McDaniel, etc.  Just check out her website.  It's as if she deliberately thrives off ultra-conservative extremism and fundamentalist criminality. 

Surprised she didn't include Hershel Walker, his baby's mommas, and the late Rush Limbaugh.

 

 

Poor Sandy Smith
sonofsaf

Poor Sandy Smith retard and clown
Playing the part a syndrome of the down

Donald Trump disciple she’s making us frown
Election’s approachin’ the mid-term countdown

Poor Sandy Smith retard and clown
Playing the part a syndrome of the down

The truth doesn’t matter when Trump comes to town
He’s flaming hot shit and an Orange Prolapse clown
You gotta wonder if he’s gay with a dildo in play
His Trump Towers he’ll rave are the best place to stay

Poor Sandy Smith retard and clown
Playing the part a syndrome of the down

It’s time for exploitin’ all your darkest fears
Pale white ginger Sandy her ass in arrears
In Washington DC she’s my enemy
Gonna be a slave to the ‘ol GOP

Poor Sandy Smith retard and clown
Playing the part a syndrome of the down
Poor Sandy Smith retard and clown
Playing the part a syndrome of the down

 

Poor Ellen Smith
Billy Strings

Poor Ellen Smith how she was found
Shot through the heart lying cold on the ground

They picked up their rifles and hunted me down
And found me a-loafing in Mount Airy town

Poor Ellen Smith how she was found
Shot through the heart lying cold on the ground

Her clothes were all scattered and thrown on the ground
And blood marks the spot where poor Ellen was found
I got a letter yesterday and I read it today
The flowers on her grave have all faded away

Poor Ellen Smith how she was found
Shot through the heart lying cold on the ground

I've been in this prison for twenty long years
Each night I see Ellen through my bitter tears
The warden just told me that soon I'll be free
To go to her grave near that old willow tree

Poor Ellen Smith how she was found
Shot through the heart lying cold on the ground
Poor Ellen Smith how she was found
Shot through the heart lying cold on the ground

Through the years I've kinda soured on the entire bluegrass movement.  I mean, I appreciate the musicianship and all.  But it's just too exhausting.  Just when you think the concert's finally over, you realize it's only the setbreak.  And then the triple encore extends well beyond curfew.

Billy Strings:

5-9-17, James Street Tavern, Pittsburgh, PA

6-28-19, Back Home Festival, New Martinsville, WV

The Big Lie 100: (#656)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

#1469.  Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1470.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#1471.  Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)

#1472.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)

#1473.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1474.  Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)

#1475.  Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#1476.  Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)

#1477.  Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1478.  Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#1479.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#1480.  Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1481.  Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)

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