The Orange Prolapse has a "Save America" rally scheduled for this Saturday night in Minden, Nevada. He'll be flying in to nearby Lake Tahoe Airport. If I was a commentator, like say a Joe Scarborough, I'd comment.... Peculiar that Trump would have a rally in Lake Tahoe. Isn't that where he was cheating on his wife with a porn star while his wife was giving birth to their only son? You'd think Trump would be concerned about the bad optics or how it might emotionally impact his wife, the former First Lady."
But this parody is about the other insurrectionist clown, Roger Stone.
Hmm, there's something about this guy I don't trust. But I just can't put my finger on it.
Bad Roger Stone
sonofsaf
Donals Trump’s full of scorn
‘Cause he’s an Orange Prolapse clown
All the people thrown under
The bus ain’t so profound
Donald Trump’s fucked up
Eats McRib with no bone
He could be very gay
Pardoned a bad Roger Stone
Bad Roger Stone
Bad Roger Stone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad Roger Stone
An Orange Prolapse farts
Son-in-law’s-a Jew
He’s the Orange Prolapse, baby
Ivanka is too
The Donald is a shitting baby
On a golden throne
Gimme all of your money
‘Cause he’s bad Roger Stone
Bad Roger Stone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad Roger Stone
He’ll fake the news and renege
Fake votes and stop the steal
He’ll fake it all what the fuck
His Orange Prolapse is a meal
The Donald is a shitting baby
On a golden throne
Gimme all of your money
‘Cause he’s bad Roger Stone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad Roger Stone
And when Trump beats his meat
Semen can’t be denied
His small hands and small feet
The seventh sin of pride
Forty-five is a shitting baby
With a tiny mushroom bone
Gimme all of your money
‘Cause he’s bad Roger Stone
Bad Roger Stone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad Roger Stone
Bad To The Bone
George Throrogood & The Destroyers
On the day I was born
The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up
Said "leave this one alone"
She could tell right away
That I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I broke a thousand hearts
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
And make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
And when I walk the streets
Kings and Queens step aside
Every woman I meet
They all stay satisfied
I wanna tell ya pretty baby
Well Ya see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
I've always despised this song. In the early 90's, Quark's dad owned a bar called Crummy's in Benwood. There was this short, cocky dude who'd always play this song on the jukebox. Whenever he sunk a pool shot, he'd start babbling along, b-b-b-b-bad. All the while with a lit cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
From 1985 to 2022, George Thorogood has played the Burgh an impressive 18 times. I saw him once when he opened for Steve Miller. And once was enough.
George Thorogood:
The Big Lie 100: (#653)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
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