There's an intriguing race going on in the state of Georgia. No, not Brian Kemp vs. Stacey Abrams. No, not bastard producing, abortion providing Herschel Walker vs. Senator Raphael Warnock.
It's actually the race for Lt. Governor. Featuring election denier Burt Jones vs. Charlie Bailey.
Latest poll:
Burt Jones (R) - 41%
Charlie Bailey (D) - 36%
Ryan Graham (L) - 7%
Looks like the lib, as in libertarian candidate, is going to get just enough votes so that Burt Jones can squeak out a victory. Jones strikes me as the kind of "man" who would declare victory on behalf of incumbent Governor Brian Kemp. Yet, simultaneously make allegations of voter fraud assuming Senator Rafael Warnock defeats Herschel Walker. Because, well, you know... in one race, the vote was accurate. But in another race, it was all totally rigged. Because nowadays you just make up the rules as you go along.
I realize this scenario sounds totally absurd. But when you truly believe an Orange Prolapse was sent by God to restore American greatness, it's not as zany as you'd think.
Any and all options are suddenly on the table. #Winning
Burt
sonofsaf
Burt Jones is really gay
His wife says no big deal
An Orange Prolapse’s stain
Trump’s gonna stop the steal
Election fraud is bold
And so’s insurrection
The Oath Keepers all will pray
‘Cause Donald Trump thinks he’s a king
Ivanka’s a cunt
Trump we defend
What a job to blow not okay
Ain’t pretend
And Donald Trump will call
That fat liar is curt
Trump is an orange clown
Jones’ first name is Burt
The Donald’s filled with scorn
Fury and fire scare
Fuck your Covid shots
Social truth or dare
A coup d’etat’s a crime
He is so insincere
Diet Coke he’ll belch
Faggot and a queer
Ivanka’s a cunt
Trump we defend
What a job to blow not okay
Ain’t pretend
And Donald Trump will call
The fat liar is curt
Trump is an orange clown
Jones’ first name is Burt
Donald Trump we defend
An Orange Prolapse display
He will shit himself
He is very gay
Hurt
Nine Inch Nails
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
Much to my chagrin and general state of obliviousness, I already did this song about a year ago.
Same song, totally different lyrics. #709. Burt. Always liked the haunting Johnny Cash version.
Nine Inch Nails:
11-28-94, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100: (#654)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
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