#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn

Imagine the prospect of dealing with Donald Trump... 24/7.

As if a daily basis isn't bad enough, former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows spent every hour, every minute, every second, caressing the Orange Prolapse's ego for an entire year.  In my mind this makes him suitable material for a #TrumpDump.  

I'll see if I can conjure something up at this afternoon's Fetterman rally in the Strip.

(3 hours later) 

I just got back.  Couldn't find any real-world excrement.  So I'm going with the first ever "artificially generated" Trump Dump.

Snagged this synthetic pile of dogshit at the Dollar Store on McKnight.  Score!

Still, there's nothing more satisfying than the real thing.  Purity! 

 

 

 

Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn
sonofsaf

The big lie mightily grew out of the extreme right
You know Trump spreads it all whenever
His meal Big Mac won’t be denied
Why is MAGA so red and full of bullshit?
The Proud Boys all wanna fight
His boss lied tried to fuck you
His boss lied
'Cause he fucks the men that way:

Mark Meadows loves gay porn
Just like Trump’s a white shade of orange
Just like Trump his asshole wants a big black dong
Mark Meadows loves gay porn
Yeah he cums

Lindsey Graham is a gay gamecock pleasin’ all the Palmetto
Loves the men that way, “Trump thinks he’s strong staying in the Oval O”
What a blunder, doncha know
Why is he a piece of shit?
‘Cause Donald Trump’s an Orange Prolapse clown
And forty-five has a job to blow, confess

Mark Meadows loves gay porn
Just like Trump’s a white shade of orange
Just like Trump his asshole wants a big black dong
Mark Meadows loves gay porn

Though, Trump’s outta office now
There’s still an Orange Prolapse stain
Orange not white he fucks you all the meals
McDonalds, brings the McPain

I know that Donald Trump is orange not white
I wonder if he’s gay
Inbred now what the fuck, so many dildos in play
A clown, I fear with a son-in-law Jew
And his daughter-wife’s Ivanka one too
The fear of fear is why they lied
First Lady’s a cunt and shitty wife, a mess

Mark Meadows loves gay porn
Just like Trump’s a white shade of orange
Just like Trump his asshole wants a big black dong
Mark Meadows loves gay porn

 

Every Rose Has Its Thorn
Poison

We both lie silently still in the dead of the night
Although we both lie close together
We feel miles apart inside
Was it something I said or something I did?
Did my words not come out right?
Though I tried not to hurt you
Though I tried
But I guess that's why they say:

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn
Yeah it does

I listen to our favorite song playing on the radio
Hear the DJ say, "love's a game of easy come and easy go"
But I wonder, does he know?
Has he ever felt like this?
And I know that you'd be here right now
If I could have let you know somehow, I guess

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Though, it's been a while now
I can still feel so much pain
Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals
But the scar, that scar remains

I know I could have saved a love that night
If I'd known what to say
Instead of making love, we both made our separate ways
And now, I hear you found somebody new
And that I never meant that much to you
To hear that tears me up inside
And to see you cuts me like a knife, I guess

Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song
Every rose has its thorn

Favorite Poison songs?  "I Won't Forget You Baby" and "Look What the Cat Dragged In."

And of course I'd be remiss if I didn't extend an "obligatory shout-out" to the Poison imposter who shows up at all the Star Lake shows and pretends to be lead singer Brett Michaels.  Who incidentally hails from nearby Butler, PA.  The guy's a bit heavier but he does look strikingly similar.

 

Poison:

6-10-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-10-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-12-22, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100: (#651)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)

 

#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)

 

#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)

 

#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)

 

#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)

 

#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)

 

#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) --- (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)

 

#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)

 

#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)

 

#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)

 

#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)

 

#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)

 

#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)

 

#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)

 

#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue))

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

#1469.  Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1470.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#1471.  Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)

#1472.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)

#1473.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1474.  Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)

#1475.  Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#1476.  Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)

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