Saturday, October 08, 2022

#1485. Teddy Cruz

Ted Cruz (the junior janitorial Senatorial GOP cunt from Texas) is predicting a "red tsunami" in next month's mid-term elections.


Well, I'm predicting a wave of Trump Dumps... as far the eye can see.  Here's a few more from the Pitt / Virginia Tech game this afternoon.  

 

Outside the Stage AE back parking lot near Gate A.  This one got rave reviews.  The first ever "Acrid Shit" Stadium.


Point State Park circle just off the Ft. Duquesne Bridge.


West General Robinson Ave. near PNC Park.


Another one from West General Robinson Ave. near PNC Park.

Crisp fall weather really lends itself to the #TrumpDump phenomenon.  It's an Oktoberfest kinda thang.  Just sayin'.

 


 

Teddy Cruz
sonofsaf

Girl, he will fuck you with his tiny thing
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
His dad killed JFK ain’t pretend
Yeah, yeah, uh huh, uh huh

He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, yeah
He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, uh huh

He’s full of bullshit til his ass gets fucked
Oh yeah, uh huh, uh huh
He’s full of bullshit still thinks he’s very tough
Yeah, yeah, uh huh

He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, well
He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, woo

Oh yeah...
Woo! He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, yeah
He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, yeah
He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, yeah
He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, yeah
He wants to fuck you t-t-t-t-t-Teddy Cruz
For the nookie he’ll screw, yeah

 

 

Boogie Shoes
KC & The Sunshine Band

Girl, to be with you is my favorite thing
Yeah, uh huh, yeah
I can't wait till I see you again
Yeah, yeah, uh huh, uh huh

I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, uh huh

I want to do it till the sun comes up
Oh yeah, uh huh, uh huh
I want to do it till I can't get enough
Yeah, yeah, uh huh

I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, well
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, woo!

Oh yeah...
Woo! I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes
Just to boogie with you, yeah



From 1995 to 2018, KC & The Sunshine Band has played Pittsburgh a grand total of 4 times.  Kinda surprised they haven't shown up more often.  Therefore, and surprisingly, I have a 50% KC / Burgh attendance rate.


KC & The Sunshine Band:

5-28-94, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

6-1-01, I.C. Light Amphitheater, Pittsburgh, PA

 

The Big Lie 100: (#660)

#1417.  Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)

#1418.  Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)

#1419.  The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)

#1420.  Crudite Din (Holiday Inn --- Elton John)
 
#1421.  Tiffany Smiley (Baba O'Riley --- Grateful Dead)

#1422.  Markwayne (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
 
#1423.  Coco Elaine (Hello Again --- The Cars)
 
#1424.  Ill Campaigns (Still Remains --- Stone Temple Pilots)
 
#1425.  Crudite (Yesterday --- Paul McCartney)
 
#1426.  Roe Roe Roe Your Vote (Row Row Row Your Vote --- Ella Fitzgerald)
 
#1427.  Tate Reeves (Governor Blows) (Believe (Nobody Knows) --- My Morning Jacket)
 
#1428.  Eatin' Crudite (Surfin' U.S.A. --- Beach Boys)
 
#1429.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Smiley --- Poison)
 
#1430.  Mitch McConnell (Old MacDonald --- Unknown)
 
#1431.  Master Is Special (Master Of Puppets --- Metallica) 

#1432.  Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
 
#1433.  Fucked Up Ass Blake Masters (Fabulous Disaster --- Exodus)
 
#1434.  Mrs. Smiley (Mr. Crowley --- Ozzy Osbourne)
 
#1435.  Talk To Mark Meadows (Walk In The Shadows --- Queensryche)
 
#1436. Chris Kice (The Price -- Twisted Sister)

#1437.  Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)

#1438.  Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)

#1439.  One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)

#1440.  The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)

#1441.  Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)

#1442.  That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)

#1443.  Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)

#1444.  Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)

#1445.  A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)

#1446.  J.D. (Lady --- Styx)

#1447.  J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)

#1448.  Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)

#1449.  Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)

#1450.  J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)

#1451.  J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)

#1452.  Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)

#1453.  Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)

#1454.  Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)

#1455.  Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)

#1456.  Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)

#1457.  Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)

#1458.  Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)

#1459.  Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)

#1460.  Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)

#1461.  Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)

#1462.  Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)

#1463.  Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)

#1464.  Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)

#1465.  Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)

#1466.  Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)

#1467.  A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#1468.  Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)

#1469.  Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)

#1470.  I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)

#1471.  Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)

#1472.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)

#1473.  Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)

#1474.  Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)

#1475.  Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#1476.  Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)

#1477.  Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)

#1478.  Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)

#1479.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)

#1480.  Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)

#1481.  Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)

#1482.  Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)

#1483.  Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)

#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)

#1485.  Teddy Cruz (Boggie Shoes --- KC & The Sunshine Band)


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