Other than Louisiana Congressman Steve Scalise representing the consistently "worst" state in the nation (healthcare, education, crime, infrastructure, etc.), I have little interest in discussing him today.
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| Steve Scalise gets off Air Force One. Accompanied by the Orange Prolapse of course. |
Instead, here's a few Trump Dumps ahead of the Pitt / Virginia Tech game at Acrid Shit Stadium. Should Pitt really be favored by 14.5 against a formidable program like the Hokies? Seems like a lot.
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| Western Ave. on the Northside |
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| Northwest section of Allegheny Commons |
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| Impressive! Northeast Allegheny Commons. |
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| Northside baby! Some additional action from the Allegheny Commons. |
Just in case you're unaware, Allegheny Commons is one of the larger drug bazaars in the city of Pixburgh. Heroin, meth, fentanyl, etc. I should know. I park down there everyday. As the number of tent cities has increased, so has the number of homeless individuals who own dogs. Needless to say, there's been an escalation in "delinquent dog poop." I anticipate this trend will continue for the foreseeable future.
Steve Scalise
sonofsaf
He’s Steve Scalise, he’s always shitting the bed
He’s Steve Scalise, his MAGA blood is so red
He’s Steve Scalise, big titties of Stormy D., #BeChest*
You know that Trump’s a creep
And the Proud Boys are white
And Roger Stone’s in deep
Oath Keepers and Proud Boys will fight, will fight
'Cause they hate Pelosi
Hang Mike Pence you’ll see
Donald’s orange not white
He’s lying what a pain
Leaves an Orange Prolapse stain
He’s Steve Scalise, he’s always shitting the bed (always shitting the bed)
He’s Steve Scalise, his MAGA blood is so red (MAGA blood is so red)
He’s Steve Scalise, big titties of Stormy D., #BeChest
Well, he spreads big lies
‘Cause it is totally free
And Roger Stone’s in deep
Trump is crying he ain’t alright, alright
'Cause they hate Pelosi
Hang Mike Pence you’ll see
Donald’s orange not white
He’s lying what a pain
Leaves an Orange Prolapse stain
Why’s he a creep, for goodness sake, he can’t tweet from his phone
Stormy got laid but her Play Station did not get the bone
My enemy, because he lied, and can’t tweet from his phone
He is so Trumpy, loves the Russians and Vladmir Putin
'Cause they hate Pelosi
Hang Mike Pence you’ll see
Donald’s orange not white
He’s lying what a pain
Leaves an Orange Prolapse stain
He’s Steve Scalise, he’s always shitting the bed (always shitting the bed)
He’s Steve Scalise, his MAGA blood is so red (MAGA blood is so red)
He’s Steve Scalise, big titties of Stormy D.
He’s Steve Scalise (Scalise, Scalise)
He’s Steve Scalise (Scalise, Scalise)
He’s Steve Scalise (Scalise, Scalise)
He’s Steve Scalise (Scalise, Scalise)
He’s Steve Scalise (Scalise, Scalise)
He’s Steve Scalise (Scalise, Scalise)
* - the hashtag is silent
Dream Police
Cheap Trick
The dream police, they live inside of my head
The dream police, they come to me in my bed
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh, no
You know that talk is cheap
And those rumors ain't nice
And when I fall asleep
I don't think I'll survive the night, the night
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night
They're driving me insane
Those men inside my brain
The dream police, they live inside of my head (live inside of my head)
The dream police, they come to me in my bed (come to me in my bed)
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me, oh, no
Well, I can't tell lies
'Cause they're listening to me
And when I fall asleep
Bet they're spying on me tonight, tonight
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night
They're driving me insane
Those men inside my brain
I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't let me alone
They don't get paid to take vacations or let me alone
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one
'Cause they're waiting for me
They're looking for me
Every single night
They're driving me insane
Those men inside my brain
The dream police, they live inside of my head (live inside of my head)
The dream police, they come to me in my bed (come to me in my bed)
The dream police, they're coming to arrest me
The dream police (police, police)
The dream police (police, police)
The dream police (police, police)
The dream police (police, police)
The dream police (police, police)
The dream police (police, police)
From 1977 to 2021, Cheap Trick has played the Burgh an impressive total of 26 times.
Hands down, the best cover of Dream Police was performed by Damone. The scalping legend in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. In all honesty, this song just really doesn't lend itself to being parodied.
Cheap Trick:
8-21-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
6-18-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Aerosmith)
7-10-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Def Leppard & Poison)
The Big Lie 100: (#659)
#1417. Crudite Mode (Holiday Road --- Lindsey Buckingham)
#1418. Wants Crudite (So Far Away --- Dire Straits)
#1419. The Crudite (Not Fade Away --- Grateful Dead)
#1432. Crudite (Holiday --- Bee Gees)
#1437. Crudite (Stay Away --- Nirvana)
#1438. Crudite (New Year's Day --- U2)
#1439. One More Crudite Bite (One More Saturday Night --- Grateful Dead)
#1440. The Crudite's Bad (The Crudite) (Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away) --- Motley Crue)
#1441. Crudite (Say Say Say --- Paul McCartney & Michael Jackson)
#1442. That Donald Trump Is... (All In The Name Of... Motley Crue)
#1443. Comer Isn't Very Smart (Owner Of A Lonely Heart --- Yes)
#1444. Mehmet Oz (Just Because --- Jane's Addiction)
#1445. A Piece Of Shit From The Start (Total Eclipse Of The Heart --- Bonnie Tyler)
#1446. J.D. (Lady --- Styx)
#1447. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Carly Simon)
#1448. Donald Trump's Hair (Ya Mo B There --- Michael McDonald)
#1449. Dixon, Tudor (Touch My Tooter --- Ween)
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1451. J.D. Is Gay (Lay Lady Lay --- Bob Dylan)
#1452. Tudor Dixon (Superstition --- Stevie Wonder)
#1453. Richard Woods (Harry Hood --- Phish)
#1454. Woods (Would --- Alice In Chains)
#1455. Ted Budd (Blackbird --- The Beatles)
#1456. Budd Is Far Right (Bloody Well Right --- Supertramp)
#1457. Trump's Strange (La Grange --- ZZ Top)
#1458. Ashley Kalus (Brokedown Palace --- Grateful Dead)
#1459. Hung Cao (Right Now --- Van Halen)
#1460. Hung Cao (Black Cow --- Steely Dan)
#1461. Scott Jensen (Confusion --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#1462. Meet Mehmet (Meet The Mets --- Ruth Roberts & Bill Katz)
#1463. Bolduc (Holed Up --- The Raconteurs)
#1464. Bolduc's Fucked up (Hold Your Head Up --- Argent)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#1466. Oh Mike Lindell (The First Noel --- Brian Wilson)
#1467. A Fucking Assclown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#1468. Kim Jong Un Will Fight (Afternoon Delight --- Starland Vocal Band)
#1469. Majewski's Outta Line (Nobody's Fault But Mine --- Led Zeppelin)
#1470. I Guess That's Why They Call Him A Jew (I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues --- Elton John)
#1471. Crudite Plate (Runaway Train --- Soul Asylum)
#1472. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- Kenny Loggins)
#1473. Roger Stone (Danger Zone --- The Ramones)
#1474. Laxalt (Asshole --- Tom Petty)
#1475. Trump Is A Bitch (Under The Bridge --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#1476. Mark Meadows Loves Gay Porn (Every Rose Has A Thorn --- Poison)
#1477. Kim Jong's Illin' (You Be Illin' --- Run DMC)
#1478. Bad Roger Stone (Bad To The Bone --- George Thorogood & The Destroyers)
#1479. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#1480. Pate Is A Geek (Eight Days A Week --- The Beatles)
#1481. Poor Sandy Smith (Poor Ellen Smith --- Billy Strings)
#1482. Laxalt (Blackout --- Scorpions)
#1483. Steve J. Scalise (Karma Police --- Radiohead)
#1484. Steve Scalise (Dream Police --- Cheap Trick)
Please do not share this information with Steve Scalise and/or former President Donald J. Trump.
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