Monday, September 27, 2021

#709. Burt

Trump had one of his Save America rallies over the weekend.  Held at some rural county fairground in scary Perry, Georgia.  He even floated the idea that a black, liberal Stacey Abrams "might very well" make a better governor than Brian Kemp (R-GA).  After all, Kemp refused to tow/hold the line... and go along with the big lie.


Someone really needs to come up with a term for that tiny crew of black dudes who stand directly behind Trump.  Maybe NWT (Niggas with Trumpitude)?  Trump Suckas?  Negro Numbskulls?  Black Bizatches?

So this is a new one.  Even for the Orange Prolapse.  Trump is now pretending to be overly consumed by his own sense of imaginary betrayal.  So much so that he'd be willing to float the notion of actually supporting an evil Democrat.  All with the express intent of exacting revenge on any Republican who won't kiss the ring (the one in the center of his ass).  

Now that is cult-like hero worship taken to the next level!

Anyway, the "pre-Dump" festivities included a warm up speech from Lt. Governor candidate Burt Jones.

Burt Jones (left) poses with Trump and some other douchebag in a non-gaudy photo op.

 


Burt
sonofsaf

He’s Burt and is he gay
The fake news is not real
He shits so many stains
He wants to stop the steal
He doesn’t have a soul
It is the the way of things
Republicans all pray
And he despises the left wing

Why is he so dumb?
You can’t defend
Jobs he has to blow
Cock in gay ass won’t bend
He will fuck you all
His desire to flirt
He will love the clown
He will fuck you Burt

Stormy has two big tits
Motor boat if you care
Just connect the dots
Nips that really scare
The big lie is a crime
The dealings far and near
Vote for someone else
Who is not so queer

Why is he so dumb?
We can’t defend
Jobs he has to blow
Cock in gay ass won’t bend

He will fuck you all
His desire to flirt
He will love the clown
He will fuck you Burt
If he was a human
A vilified display
He would fuck himself
His wood’s very gay


Hurt
Nine Inch Nails

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know
Goes away in the end

And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way



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#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
 
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

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#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

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#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

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#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

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#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

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#693.  Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)

#694.  Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)

#699.  Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)

#700.  GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band) 

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#702.  Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)

#708.  Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)

#709.  Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)


Nine Inch Nails:

11-2-94, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

Please do not share this material with Georgia Lt. Governor candidate Burt Jones (R-GA) and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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