Matt DePerno is the hand-picked, nose-picked, parasitic imbecile running for Attorney General in the state of Michigan. Naturally, he's a major adherent of the big lie.
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| DePerno prepares his thumb for insertion... into the rectum of the Orange Prolapse. Trump appears semi-casual, butt, when faced with the prospect of lurid homo-eroticism... all smiles as usual. |
Super Lawyer Matthew DePerno is running for Attorney General in the Great State of Michigan. He has defended the Constitution for 20 years, and has been on the front lines pursuing fair and accurate elections, as he relentlessly fights to reveal the truth about the Nov. 3rd Presidential Election Scam.
Dana Nessel, the Radical Left, and the RINOs are targeting Matt because he gets results and has exposed so much Voter Fraud in Antrim County, and many more places, in the 2020 Election. He will never give up, and that’s why they absolutely cannot stand him!
Matt will properly enforce the laws for everyone—unlike what the out-of-control Radical Left Prosecutors are doing now. He will always defend our under siege Second Amendment, loves our Military and our Vets, and will restore Law and Order in the face of rampant and record-setting crime in Michigan. Matt DePerno has my Complete and Total Endorsement. He will never let you down!
All of Trump's "official endorsements" have become so ridiculously tiresome and dumb-shittedly hackneyed. It would be truly comical if someone tried to create them verbatim... before they were even issued. I think I'd be as good as a candidate as any to pull it off. But I'd have to brush up on the 2022 Attorney General race in Michigan. No desire whatsoever.
So Contradictory, Matt DePerno
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It’s Not Delivery, It’s DiGiorno’s.
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Favorite frozen pizza? All things considered? Believe it or not, I'd probably go with Red Baron. Just add some toppings. Whatever happened to brocco-flower anyway? 'Twas good shit. Goo! In other news, I also appreciate the conceptual presence of cauliflower crust. Great idea. Brilliant low-carb creativity.
Favorite local delivery pizza? In Wheeling, I always had generally positive experiences with the Woodsdale DeFelice "everything pizza." But I'd always be willing to stuff my face with Elm Grove DiCarlo's. Although I must say, I don't find Patsy to be a terribly interesting human being.
In Pittsburgh, we're all about Giorgio's on the North Side.
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