Tuesday, September 28, 2021

#712. Yellow Thune

Has anyone noticed how Senate minority whip John Thune is turning yellow?  It has become the best way to distinguish oneself in government.  Simply turn into a different color.  Trump obviously went from white to Orange.  And now John Thune is slowly turning into this jaundiced shade of yellow.

Let's see here.  Barasshole is white.  Bitch McConnell is white.  Port-a-John Cornyn is white.  But the head of John Thune, lurking in the background, appears a little yella.

You gotta wonder who's next.  Maybe Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown morphing into my partner Mason's favorite color?  As the 2022 midterms approach, I'd be willing to bet that Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene will transform her complexion into some form of green.  Much like the Despicable Bulk.

Yellow Thune

Midwest is gay
South Dakot-uh isn’t great
Thune causing hate and rage
Ivanka Jew wants to get paid
Yellow Thune is unwise
Yellow Thune is unwise

All a show, Orange Prolapse does not blow
Coup d’état for Thune you know
Yellow Thune is unwise

It’s the way of things the big lie remains
More strife, depraved keep them afraid

Yellow no lie and dark kinda bizarre
But from afar knows how to behave
The voters will pay, jag-off of all trades
Yellow Thune is unwise
Yellow Thune is unwise
Yellow Thune is unwise
Yellow Thune is unwise


Yellow Moon
Pearl Jam

Here far away
One could feel the earth vibrate
Moon changing shape and shade
As we all do under its gaze
Yellow moon on the rise
Yellow moon on the rise

Round we go, where we stop no one knows
So tonight the moon I go
Yellow moon on the rise

An echo that rings a bullet unchained
One life, one grave joins the parade

At night the sky grows dark with fallen stars
Who comes so far a headstone and grave
The colors turns grey, the black and white fades

Yellow Moon on the rise
Yellow Moon on the rise
Yellow Moon on the rise
Yellow Moon on the rise

Pearl Jam:

8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA *
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA *
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA

* - my 2 favorite Pearl Jam concerts.  

Please do not share this material with Senator John Thune (R-SD).

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