Thursday, September 30, 2021

#714. Braun Boy

Senator Mike Braun (R-IN) was just on MSNBC with Chuck Todd.  He's one of a dozen U.S. Senators who claim that Biden stole the 2020 election.

The Orange Prolapse smiles as Senator Braun speaks to fellow Hoosiers during a MAGGOT rally.

Braun was attempting to explain why he and his Republican buddies won't vote to raise the debt ceiling.  Todd challenged him with the most obvious question.  Why was it okay to slash taxes on the rich, increase military spending, and raise the debt ceiling without paying for any of it during the reign of Trump?  But when the Democrats are in power and move to raise the debt ceiling and avert a government shutdown, it's suddenly unacceptable.

When repeatedly pressed, Braun launched into a scripted speech with a list of varying variables and obvious observations.  Sounds about right.

Braun Boy 


Leans to the right

When in a midwest fight

And is praised by the crowds

Sheep that are all so white

The almighty dollars

The lies of Mike Braun

Are mostly fucking sick

A strange phenomenon

He’s a hack who will pander

And hated by Jews

He’s going to hell

Have you heard the fake news


Lawn Boy


Throughout the night

When there's no direct light

And a thin veil of clouds

Keeps the stars out of sight

I can smell the colors

Outside on my lawn

The moist green organic

That my feet tread upon

And the black oleander

Surrounded by blues

I'm soon overwhelmed

By olfactory hues


12-8-94, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
6-20-95, Blossom Music Center, Cleveland, OH
11-24-95, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-12-96, Deer Creek Music Center, Noblesville, IN
10-18-96, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-13-97, Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA
12-5-97, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-31-98, Polaris Amphitheater, Columbus, OH
11-13-98, CSU Convocation Center, Cleveland, OH
7-29-03, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-18-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
6-23-12, Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-19-17, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA
6-19-19, Blossom Music Center, Cuyahoga Falls, OH
12-4-19, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA

Trey Anastasio:

2-25-11, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

9-29-21, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

Saw Trey last night.  Kind of an outdoor mini-Phish show.  Perfect weather.  46 Days opener set the tone.  A fun but mellow show.

Please do not share this material with Senator Mike Braun (R-IN).

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