Elected in 2018, Michael Cloud (R) represents the 27th Congressional District of Texas. It's a mostly rural swath of land to the south of San Antonio and Houston.
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| Cloud on cloud nine, on Air Force one, above the clouds, hangin' out with the Orange Prolapse. |
So far, his biggest legislative achievement has been a vote against HR 1085 (the bill which officially honored the police officers who defended the Capitol during the 1-6 domestic terrorist attack). Cloud joined with12 other heroic Republican lawmakers in bravely defending the honor of the Orange Prolapse. A controversial position no doubt. Still, Corpus Christi and all of Southeastern Texas remains "Cloud Proud." Way to go.
Aside from that ignominious distinction, Cloud is a dignified graduate of Anal Roberts University where he received a vaunted degree in Communications. While pursuing his education, he also ran cross cunt-tree. Well done.
Recently, when asked for his thoughts on the newly signed draconian Texas law criminalizing abortion after 6 weeks, Cloud remained silent while a spokesperson courageously uttered... "no comment." Many would think it peculiar for a politician to side with perpetrators of rape and incest, but like I said, our Texas Congressman is "Cloud Proud." Critical rape theory, eh?
Fuck You Michael Cloud
sonofsaf
He never gives compliments
He is an asshole with a small cock
And he shits on a toilet seat don’t you know
Waiting’ for the turds to go plop
He’s that kinda guy
Total fuck up with a tiny cack
And a syndrome of downs
With an itty bitty mini ballsack
I say, fuck (fuck), you (you)
Fuck you Michael Cloud
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Fuck you Michael Cloud
He’s not one of the few and proud
Michael Cloud, baby
The people are wondering
If the big lie’s him, why’s Trump not doin’ time
That Jared Kushner’s a fucking Jew
And Michael Cloud is the crime
He says, my ass needs, more Texas-sized toys
Use more dildos and make that ass bloody red
He’ll take some lube instead, if you have
And wake that ass from the dead
I say, fuck (fuck), you (you)
Fuck you Michael Cloud
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Fuck you Michael Cloud
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Fuck you Michael Cloud
He’s not one of the few and proud
Michael Cloud, baby
Trump says that you’re fired, he is the shit
Be derided by an Orange Prolapse clown
And when Trump cums you will get a mouthful
Cum for you and me, is how he gets down
There’s no fucking doubt, he’s a big liar
And the libs make him scream
And the corning of his asshole is a must
Like a faggot you know what I mean
I say, fuck (fuck), you (you)
Fuck you Michael Cloud
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Fuck you Michael Cloud
He’s not one of the few and proud
Michael Cloud
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He’s not one of the few and proud
So I say, fuck (fuck), you (you)...
Get Off Of My Cloud
Rolling Stones
I live in an apartment
On the ninety-ninth floor of my block
And I sit at home looking out the window
Imagining the world has stopped
Then in flies a guy
Who's all dressed up like a Union Jack
And says, I've won five pounds
If I have his kind of detergent pack
I say, hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
The telephone is ringing
I say, hi, it's me, who is there on the line?
A voice says, hi, hello, how are you?
Well, I guess I'm doin' fine
He says, it's three a.m., there's too much noise
Don't you people ever wanna go to bed?
Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have
To drive me out of my head
I say, hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby
I was sick and tired, fed up with this
And decided to take a drive downtown
It was so very quiet and peaceful
There was nobody, not a soul around
I laid myself out, I was so tired
And I started to dream
In the morning the parking tickets were just
Like a flag stuck on my window screen
I say, hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
So I say, hey (hey), you (you)...
A difficult yet rewarding parody. Rambling, conversational lyrics are always a challenge.
Rolling Stones:
9-29-94, Three Rivers Stadium, Pittsburgh, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA
6-20-15, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA
7-4-15, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, Indianapolis, IN
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