Trump is so smart...
If Democrats are able to piece together their huge tax hikes, called by another name, it will mean an additional 40 Republican seats in the House and at least a few additional Republican Senators in the U.S. Senate.
"Called by another name?" Hmm, Trump's so subtle. He appears to be name dropping. Looks like we'll soon be on the receiving end of an especially great nickname for the Democratic spending bill. Trump most likely has conceived of "bad bill" and "very bad bill." Both of 'em! But I'd be willing to guess that Stephen Miller already came up with "Kill Bill." Doesn't exactly take a poli-super genius.
Donald Trumper Lies
sonofsaf
Orange Prolapse has me sold
His mouth is filled with lies
His hands are small I’m told
He tells Donald Trumper lies
His daughter married a Jew
She won’t try to act nice
Kushner is an asshole
He tells Donald Trumper lies
And he’ll sue you, he’ll accuse you
Just so many ways to screw you
He’s atrocious, and he smells just like a
God damn fucking prolapse
He tells nonstop bullshit when he tries, he tells Donald Trumper lies
Looks like a garden gnome
He embraced the far right
Not gay butt all alone
He tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll fake the news and screw you
Doesn’t need to think twice
Jared Kushner’s a Jew
He tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll oppose you, diagnose you
A trend setter for disease too
He’s atrocious and he smells just like a
God damn fucking prolapse
Uses toys but don’t ask why, he tells Donald Trumper lies
He will fuck you, but won’t suck you
Jag-off fucking bum, disowns you
He’s atrocious and he smells just like a
God damn fucking prolapse
Uses toys but don’t ask why, he tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll fuck you
But won’t suck you
Ways to screw you
He tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll oppose you
Diagnose you
And he’ll show you, he tells Donald Trumper lies
He’ll fuck you
Bette Davis Eyes
Kim Carnes
Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll turn her music on you
You won't have to think twice
She's pure as New York snow
She got Bette Davis eyes
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on a throne
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice
Until you come out blue
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs, she throws you
She's ferocious and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just what it
Takes to make a pro blush
All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please you
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you
When she snows you
'Cause she knows you, she's got Bette Davis Eyes
She'll tease you
Never saw Kim Carnes in concert. She played the 'ol Stanley Theater back in 1980. I was ten years old at the time. Didn't make the trek.
Carnes might possibly be the biggest female solo one-hit wonder of all time. Back in the day, it was a great tune at the Wheeling Park ice skating rink. Epic days of lore. The other songs... ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" and Blondie's "Rapture."
The Big Lie 100: (#76)
#390. Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)
#487. Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)
#495. American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)
#520. The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)
#530. Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)
#545. Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)
#549. All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)
#550. Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)
#552. Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)#555. The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)
#557. Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)
#559. Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)
#561. The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)
#562. Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)
#563. Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)
#564. As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)
#565. Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)
#567. Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister)
#571. He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)
#594. Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)
#595. To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica)#597. Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)
#601. Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)
#602. Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)
#606. Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)
#609. Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)
#616. Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)
#627. Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)
#630. Lie! Lie! (Why?! Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)
#636. Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)
#639. Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)
#640. Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)
#643. Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)
#651. It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)
#653. Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)
#656. Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)
#657. Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#658. Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)
#659. Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)
#660. Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#661. Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)#663. Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)
#667. Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)
#670. Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)
#671. Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)
#673. Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)
#674. We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)
#675. Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )
#676. Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)
#677. Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)
#678. Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)
#679. Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)
#680. Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)
#681. Liar (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)
#682. Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)
#683. Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)
#684. Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)
#688. Fuck You Lou (Love Me Do --- The Beatles)
#690. Say No Thanks, 'Cause Trump Is A Crook And... (Ball Park Franks slogan)
#691. Barletta Theme Song (Baretta Theme Song --- Sammy Davis Jr.)
#693. Justice For Gay Pricks (Justice for J-6 --- Matt Braynard)
#694. Marco... Homo (Marco... Polo --- unknown)
#699. Kent Is A Woman (Scent Of A Woman --- Seinfeld)
#700. GOP (Can't You See --- Marshall Tucker Band)
#701. So Contradictory, Matt DePerno (Nestle --- It's Not Delivery, It's DiGiorno)
#702. Ellis Lie (Jealous Guy --- John Lennon)
#708. Orange Prolapsin' (Sister Christian --- Night Ranger)
#709. Burt (Hurt --- Nine Inch Nails)
#713. Bad Thune Lying (Bad Moon Rising --- John Fogerty)
#719. Donald Trumper Lies (Bette Davis Eyes --- Kim Carnes)
Please do not share this material with former President Donald J. Trump and/or Kim Carnes (this would make a great comeback song. Strictly for the record, she's 76 years old. Do it in the same vein as Dolly Parton's "Jolene/Vaccine" bit).
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