Friday, September 10, 2021

#684. Disunion Endeavor

A couple days ago, Donald Trump released a ringing endorsement for politician Steve Carra.  Smilin' Stevie is challenging Fred Upton in the 2022 Republican primary for Michigan's 6th District.  Carra seems especially grateful for Trump's seal of approval...  and more importantly, the blessed opportunity to kiss the ring of the Orange Prolapse.

Trump readies his thumb for insertion into Steve Carra's rectum.  Gays For Trump was understandably jealous.

It is my great honor to endorse Michigan State Representative Steve Carra to oppose RINO Congressman Fred Upton.  Upton has not done the job that our country needs, for years has talked about leaving office and not running again, and he voted for impeachment of the president of the United States on rigged up charges.

He doesn't deserve to keep his seat.  Steve Carra, on the other hand, is strong on crime, borders and loves our military and our vets.  Steve will continue to fight for low taxes and all of the other things that the great people of Michigan want and need.


Disunion Endeavor

Disunion Endeavor, Carra, Steve, Carra!
Up with dictators, ‘cause they’re superstars!
Fred Upton’s a windbag noise, and Trump we will defend,
Outing the RINOs we’ll defeat them!


The Union Forever
Sergeant Richard Pickman

The Union, Forever! Hurrah, boys, hurrah!,
Down with the traitors, and up with the stars!
We'll rally 'round the flag, boys, we'll rally once again,
Shouting the battle cry of freedom!

The Big Lie 100: (#63)

#390.  Big Lie (Free Ride --- Edgar Winter)

#487.  Donald's Big Lie (Mr. Blue Sky --- E.L.O.)

#495.  American Lie (American Pie --- Don McLean)

#520.  The Big Lie (When Doves Cry --- Prince)

#530.  Big Lie (High Time --- Grateful Dead)

#545.  Big Lie (Goodbye --- Night Ranger)

#548.  Trump World's, Big Lie (Big Girls, Don't Cry --- Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons)  

#549.  All A Big Lie (Live And Let Die --- Paul McCartney)

#550.  Would Trump Lie To You (Would I Lie To You --- Annie Lennox)

#552.  Big Liar (Big Spender --- Shirley Bassey)
#553.  Big Lie (Big Me --- Foo Fighters)

#555.  The Big Lie (Let Her Cry --- Hootie And The Blowfish)

#557.  Big Lie (Big Love --- Fleetwood Mac)

#559.  Big Lies (Big Balls --- AC/DC)

#561.  The Big Lie (Aces High --- Iron Maiden)

#562.  Big Lie Trump Overload (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road --- Elton John)

#563.  Byrne's A Bitch (Burn The Witch --- Radiohead)

#564.  As The World Byrnes (As The World Burns --- Kreator)

#565.  Lie (Cry --- Godley and Creme)

#567.  Byrne In Hell (Burn In Hell --- Twisted Sister) 

#571.  He's A Scrotum The Big Lie (I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry --- Hank Williams)

#594.  Lie Lie You Trumpers (Die Die My Darling --- Metallica)

#595.  To Live Is To Lie (To Live Is To Die --- Metallica) 
#596.  Don't Lie (Don't Cry --- Guns'n'Roses)

#597.  Big Lie (Big Time --- Peter Gabriel)

#601.  Lies (Lies --- Thompson Twins)

#602.  Liar (Liar --- Three Dog Night)

#606.  Lie Free-For-All (Fly On The Wall --- AC/DC)

#609.  Big Liar (Big River --- Grateful Dead)

#616.  Jeffrey Clark (Rosa Parks --- OutKast)

#626.  So Great At Big Lies (Too Late For Goodbyes --- Julian Lennon)

#627.  Liar (Liar --- Henry Rollins)

#630.  Lie!  Lie! (Why?!  Why?! --- Nancy Kerrigan)

#632.  Fucked Up Lie (Custard Pie --- Led Zeppelin)

#633.  Tommy (Zombie --- The Cranberries)

#636.  Everybody Blows (Justice League Soundtrack --- Sigrid)

#639.  Orange Clown (Small Town --- John Cougar Mellencamp)

#640.  Be Unforgiving And Never Stop Lying (Shawshank Redemption --- Morgan Freeman / Tim Robbins)

#643.  Stampede (Candide --- Leonard Bernstein)

#651.  It's The Big Lie (Electric Eye --- Judas Priest)

#653.  Who Killed Ashli Babbitt (Who Killed Roger Rabbit --- Robert Zemekis)

#656.  Dush (Hush --- Deep Purple)

#657.  Dush (Plush --- Stone Temple Pilots)

#658.  Gonna Rock The Vote (Evil Little Goat --- Pearl Jam)

#659.  Trump's An Asshole (Get In The Hole --- generic dumbshit golf enthusiast)

#660.  Trump's A Clown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes --- Ratt)

#663.  Lies Of The World (Eyes Of The World --- Grateful Dead)

#667.  Hole Jim Jordan (Beast of Burden --- Rolling Stones)

#670.  Sean Parnell (Go To Hell --- Alice Cooper)

#671.  Patrick (Magic --- Olivia Newton-John)

#673.  Sidney Implants (Breast Implants --- women w/ fake titties)

#674.  We Abhor Sidney (Eleanor Rigby --- Paul McCartney)

#675.  Trust Us on J6 (Justice for J6 )

#676.  Fuck Lin Wood (Amii Stewart --- Knock On Wood)

#677.  Lincoln Wood (If I Could --- Phish)

#678.  Burt Jones (Them Bones --- Alice in Chains)

#679.  Harriet's A Liar (Chariots of Fire --- Vangelis)

#680.  Trump's A Liar (Light My Fire --- The Doors)

#681.  Liar  (Fire --- Jimi Hendrix)

#682.  Lee (Tea --- King Diamond)

#683.  Fuck You Michael Cloud (Get Off Of My Cloud --- Rolling Stones)

#684.  Disunion Forever (The Union Forever --- Sergeant Richard Pickman)


My father and oldest brother served in the United States military.  Respectively, in Korea and Navy Flight during the 90's.  I've chosen to serve my country in a different way.  By attempting to disseminate generic public safety information regarding the subject of "artificially generated stampedes" (the wireless equivalent of shouting "FIRE" in a crowded theater).  It's a long shot... but my ultimate objective is to prevent an undiscussable, asymmetric cyber attack.  Whether it's a foreign or domestic attack is largely irrelevant.  Because it would mostly be perpetuated accidentally, unknowingly, unwittingly, etc.  

But if a dominipede was to occur in 2021, it will most likely transpire on Sunday, October 3 around 3pm.  The following day, October 4, is the Rolling Stones at Heinz Field.  So hey, it would definitely make for some interesting tailgating conversation.  Uh, that's assuming I'm not chained to a wall in a black site basement somewhere in the former Yugoslavia.

2021?  It kinda seems "chronologically appropriate."  20 years later, marking the anniversary of 9/11.  And exactly 10 years to the date when I originally voiced my concerns back in 2011.

In other news, I'd definitely put Lincoln on my Top 10 movies of all-time list.  Perhaps even Top 5.  Daniel Day-Lewis is quite possibly the greatest male actor in the history of cinema.  If you can think of someone with a greater intensity and "sweeping range," lemme know. 

Please do not share this material with Steve Carra and/or former President Donald J. Trump.  

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